That one guy that you love/used to love who is completely worthless and ugly; yet you still talk about him with the homies even when you know you need to let it go.
Girl: shit y'all know he's fucking Samantha now?
Girl's friend: shiiii girl you're still talking about your bum ass boyfriend? Stop that shit!!!!!
Girl: girl I know... You right !! I fucking hate that muufuu
Girl's friend: shiiii girl you're still talking about your bum ass boyfriend? Stop that shit!!!!!
Girl: girl I know... You right !! I fucking hate that muufuu
by Yahfromhell October 4, 2019
Get the Bum ass boyfriendmug. by CuriousSamIam October 14, 2021
Get the Bum cheek buddiesmug. by The raping rizzler May 12, 2023
Get the Bum ass niggamug. Pine-cone bummed is when you have a slightly sharp bum which you use as a weapon. Could also be used to dig or to show off to other pine-cone bummed beings. 👍 you rock!
by Grolocofrail December 19, 2021
Get the Pine-cone bummedmug. To insert ones finger in and out of the anus whilst masterbating ones penis with the other hand (speed and deph of finger is upto pbw,sters preference)
Tom:have you heard about something called a pokey bum wank its all the rage ooop north any idea what it involves
Rich: yes its the act of slipping a appendage or inanimate object up ones anus whilst wanking the penis with the other hand
I was doing a prison sentence a normal wank just wasnt doing it for me after 6 months of repetitive standard wanking so I was looking to spice things upby using a finger or 2 after 3 months fingers became boring so I started a long trawl of finding inanimate objects to insert and rating them out of ten is my final ambition to write up a pbw guide of best objects to use for a pbw with a ratings scale of shitty fingers so electric toothbrush 9 and a half shitty fingers out of ten
Rich: yes its the act of slipping a appendage or inanimate object up ones anus whilst wanking the penis with the other hand
I was doing a prison sentence a normal wank just wasnt doing it for me after 6 months of repetitive standard wanking so I was looking to spice things upby using a finger or 2 after 3 months fingers became boring so I started a long trawl of finding inanimate objects to insert and rating them out of ten is my final ambition to write up a pbw guide of best objects to use for a pbw with a ratings scale of shitty fingers so electric toothbrush 9 and a half shitty fingers out of ten
by Jack Mehoff jizz mater general November 20, 2016
Get the Pokey bum wankmug. A concept of space-time in direct correlation of the famous novel The Lorax, in which rules over the lands of the Universe on a plane of balls called a Pool Table. He is retained from the modern being called a God, and is referred as being the mortal spirit that created the universe. The great wars fought out between the Onceler and the Lorax in the battle of Thneedvile caused the ferocious violence between the two famous nations. After the great battle, the Lorax was victorious, bringing home the lands of reality into a place the mere mortals renamed to "The Universe". He refrains from elaborating any further, and as such will not come out in the place that will be hidden in the darkness...
by Gods upon the Lorax May 20, 2022
Get the big bum theorymug.