Mouse in the house is when your penis is too small to have sex with a girl, so for her pleasure, you tie the tail of the mouse to your small penis and have sex with her.
by Tusen2KxX December 05, 2017
Really weird and sick, perverted old program which comes on at 1:00 am on channel 82. There is "Pa," a transient dork who never seems to accomplish anything much, "Ma," the only one who seems to have any brain, "Mary," the blind chick, "Laura," the bucktoothed, pigtailed skank who at the age of about 12 goes after the cock of the farmer "Manly" with a vengeance and doesn't let up until he marries her and she gets it, her little sister whose name I forget and whom I think is retarded, "Doc Baker" who gets paid with fried chicken and biscuits, "Mrs. Oleson" who is rich and nosy about her peasant white trash neighbors, "Mr. Oleson" who is her husband who runs the Mercantile with her, and the Reverand Alden who preaches at the church which doubles as the school. The Ingalls fuck up and move a lot. To South Dakota several times, to Kansas once and to Iowa. They usually live in a pathetic little shack in Walnut Grove, Minnesota. When they need to go to the big city they go to Sleepy Eye. When they need to go to the really big city they go to Mankato. The father is sappy and cries a lot like a wuss and can't seem to stick to anything. That is about it.
It's 12:50 am. Let me put on my fucking pajamas and make a snack and watch that piece of shit program "Little House on the Prairie". I wonder what that skanky slut Laura will be up to tonight other than scheming to get her hands on Manly's schlong.
by Jason 323232 August 10, 2010
Wow, she is really taking the going green process to a whole new level. She needs to move on and stop this horrible green house effect.
by AZN & ROMONSTER December 10, 2009
by bitch binch December 23, 2018
Come on man, you are trying to shit house me here when I told you that I wanted a good deal; We decided not to buy the car because the guy was trying to shit house us on the deal.
by Houston JC July 08, 2009
The dignified act of deliberately having sex against a womans will on her period in order to displace the blood sodden tampon into the lower uteras, thus causing it to lodge and rot, mongering a heavily oderous demeaner
1. "DO you smell that shit, that bitch must be skunk housing!
2.That ho has a skunk up in her...shes skunk-housed.
2.That ho has a skunk up in her...shes skunk-housed.
by Bobby bobby June 07, 2007
-"oh hey man! i just wanted to ask if-... OH GOD WHAT IS THAT SMELL?"
"oh, just some white house gas... i gotta stop eating white castle for lunch."
- Bob from accounting walked pass my cubicle today and i swear he had the WORST white house gases i have ever smelled. in my life. period.
"oh, just some white house gas... i gotta stop eating white castle for lunch."
- Bob from accounting walked pass my cubicle today and i swear he had the WORST white house gases i have ever smelled. in my life. period.
by latoyaniquisha May 22, 2011