Fat Valley Bird (FVB)

A fat chavette hailing from the Welsh Valleys.

Fat Valley Bird (FVB) is a fat chavette hailing from the Welsh Valleys. The FVB can easily be identified as they dress in tracksuits, are adorned in copious amounts of Argos jewellery and are either fat, very fat or extremely fat. The FVBs pastimes can include Bus Shelter loitering, eating chips and fighting. If you encounter this species in the wild, it is best to stay upwind and NEVER make eye contact as this is either a declaration of war, or of love making. Please note, if eye contact is made it would be best to immediately assume the foetal position and go to your happy place until the FVB has moved on to new prey. You have been warned!

by Kaliafibun June 22, 2011

my bird hit the pipe

A reference to a downpoint in ones life pertaining to the once popular game, "Flappy Bird". This term indicates a moment or circumstance in which someone is emotionally affected negatively and uses the metaphor "my bird hit the fan" to represent their life coming to a halt or changing for the worse.

Bro#1: Aw man I'm so stoked for this gnarly hot chocolate
Bro#2: Dude I'm so happy for you
Bro#1: FUCK MAN I TRIPPED AND DROPPED MY HOT CHOCOLATE. MY BIRD HIT THE PIPE
Bro#2: THAT FUCKIN SUCKS MAN

by dudebrognarlyswag January 6, 2015

im da biggest bird

IMA IMA IM DA BIGGEST BIRD IM DA BIGGEST BIRD

Nick is IM DA BIGGEST BIRD IM DA BIGGEST BIRD

by anonymous January 7, 2023

Get off my bird

What you say to someone that is getting on your nerves.

Bill: Hey Nick why you being stupid.
Nick: Man get off my bird.

by Sheirdog December 18, 2008

got stoned with two birds

The animal-friendly alternative to "killing two birds with one stone." ...who does that?

Instead of just waiting around for an hour, I got stoned with two birds and finished my biology homework.

by magnoliak January 31, 2014

Bird's Eye Beauty

The phenomenon whereby a woman becomes more beautiful when seen from the top position in missionary sex. It might be from lust, or perhaps it's just gravity smoothing her face.

When she closed her eyes and moaned, bird's eye beauty kicked in and propelled me over the top.

by Dewopps January 29, 2012

Two Birds, One Bone

Slang for a mff type threesome. Nearly every man's fantasy.
Derived from the common phrase "killing two birds with one stone".

Two Birds, One Bone is fun fun fun!

by Submitters of Words June 30, 2011