Brake Fart

The sound that emanates from a truck with air brakes at traffic lights just before they start rolling.

Man... I was at the light next to this BEAST of a semi... the light turned green and the BRAKE FART that rolled out from under there nearly blew me into the back seat of the car!!!!

by Bonemanrides October 11, 2016

gift fart

A gift fart is the product of gift farting wherein a farter exudes a foul odour into the proximity then leaves the area so as to be remembered by the people remaining in the room or to place blame on another.

Ah man, I just left a bunch of gift farts throughout the party as I was heading for the garden. I was like a human muck spreader.

by The Joff. November 12, 2013

speckled fart

Anyone of Irish or Scottish decent “their blood being so mixed up that mc and Mac are really the only difference” that has freckles and stink like a fat chicks sweaty side boob,, no bra of course.

Wow that dudes a spaz,, yeah so is that speckled fart asshole over there. He is such a ball hog. Yeah those red headed speckled farts are so typical.

by Marshall tucker October 31, 2021

Fart floss

To grow out one's pubic hair, fuck another girl in the ass, and proceed home to have your girlfriend blow you during which she gets a pube stuck in between her teeth.

It is best to fart floss after you also work out, the sweat factor is significant.

by handle this dick May 23, 2016

Fart Fetus

The gurglings and rumblings in your lower intestine that soon form into a healthy fart birthed from your anus.

As soon as Steve felt a kick, he tried to get out of the elevator, but he gave birth to his fart fetus before he could escape.

by BlueAvenger1 April 28, 2013

Reconnaissance Fart

A small fart released prior to releasing the complete fart to test the volume and potency of the stench while in the company of others.

I had to do a reconnaissance fart while I was sitting at dinner with my girlfriend and her parents because I wasn't sure if it was going to smell like ass.

by Steven&Stewart October 30, 2011

fart punting

used in the show psych, fart punting rhymes with shark hunting and really has no meaning. Fart punting is a fun thing to say that will have no effect.

Alicia: I love fart punting
jenny: what's that?
Alicia: beats me it's just fun to say
Jenny: amen to that sister

by leeshy.leeshy September 11, 2011