You catch my drift?

The stupidest fucking phrase to have ever existed.
If you say this phrase you most likely chested on your girlfriend with your sister and eat doritos for breakfast.

"You catch my drift?"
"Fuck you Jerry, you soggy cunt. Go suck your mom's dick."

by mrplanetpluto April 19, 2021

You catch my drift?

The worst phrase to have ever fucking existed.
If you say this you probably cheated on your girlfriend with your sister and smell like doritos.

"You catch my drift?"
"Fuck you Jerry, you soggy cunt. Go suck your mom's dick. "

by mrplanetpluto April 19, 2021

Blonde coach

A blonde coach is someone who is tasked with assessing a person in real time, and evaluating their decisions and determining if they are doing something a blonde would do or having a blonde moment.

I think Jennifer needs a blonde coach she is always doing the ditsiest things.

by Tommy & Timmy B May 3, 2021

Harry Catchpole

The lowest form of individual, usually a long curly toed creature that walks around awkwardly. A Harry catchpole can often be found lurking in the background or getting his nipples out at band nights, with arms longer than their legs, they struggle to move around

Person 1 : wow I love a guy that’s over 6ft tall
Person 2: yeah me too but only if they aren’t a Harry Catchpole

by Harry Catchpole May 14, 2021

cum catcher

It is a legend that lives around Hickleberry Drive. It is believed to be Jack's sister. Researchers have still not come to the conclusion but are almost curtain that it is in fact her.

Have you heard of the Cum Catcher? No? Well, it's a long story.....

by Coolnotinsanealltimelow June 14, 2021

Cream catcher

Another word for panties

*looking in bra and underwear drawer*
“Man it looks like I need to buy myself some new cream catchers”

by Ermmaeads July 13, 2021

Cony-catcher

Con-men, tricksters or thieves looking for someone to peel.

"Watch out for Old Nick the Stick, that cony-catcher is looking for rubes like you to con out of their drawers."

by Zed Numar July 25, 2021