Dankest kid on earth, can be found cheezing with his friends from Solon, but more often he is kicked with his cross country friends. Likes to take dank rips off the legendary 5000 during lige fest. has a grandpa named papa bayer, a brother named patrick burns, amd a son named Mattycakes, and Wojo. Runs some dank Miles
by thecakes13 February 24, 2010
Get the Splat Burnsmug. by Dockknocker12 May 19, 2023
Get the Burning Tiresmug. by Becca 79 November 20, 2020
Get the burnside burnmug. She is the most beautiful lady to ever exist and has massive melons. Unfortunately she gave birth to a child and that child is Lorcan
by Joy lover November 23, 2021
Get the Joy burnsmug. Noun. A combination of contact dermatitis and an abrasion usually affecting the inner thighs. This type of irritation/brush burn is a direct result of walking around the Magic Kingdom, Epcot, or Animal Kingdom in hot and humid weather. Prevention is accomplished by being in reasonable physical shape before undertaking the task of wandering around for miles on foot in these theme parks during hot weather. Treatment is accomplished using zinc oxide ointment followed by a period of rest.
by Vman0000 February 12, 2013
Get the Disney Burnmug. A boss ass bitch . She is a Beautiful/Sexy beast .. She is loved by few and hated by many . She doesn't give a fuck what you think about her , she loves herself and that's all that matters . She will do anything for her family and friends . She is the type of Person that is always there for people when they need a friend.. But I'm also the girl who faces many issues alone , but will do anything to see someone smile . And she has a big booty and curly hair
by Ohyeahhkee August 7, 2016
Get the kirstin burnsmug. by BIGGER BALLS THAN YOURS April 22, 2022
Get the burning to deathmug.