A fat shit that instead of swimming, munches on anything he can get his soft hands onto. Occasionally will cry and threaten to sit on someone
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Mother: Christian, Just Christian then add my Surname to it
Nurse: What a unique name to name a child, your child might be the tall and skinny that likes to fart
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