Diner Wet Wipe

When you clean your hands at a restaurant by rubbing the condensation off of your glass and then wiping your hands clean with a napkin. This maneuver is most commonly used at diners where the bathroom is so filthy that using the sink leaves you less sanitary than when you walked in.

"Hey man, do you need to wash your hands before we leave? You had a lot of those wings"

"Nah, that bathroom looks like the inside of a silver back gorilla's anus, I'll just use the Diner Wet Wipe"

by SultanofFez January 7, 2019

wet child chimney

Another word for coochie, puss puss, or cooter

I just need to get up in some wet child chimney right now man

by Fragola September 15, 2018

Wet Table Felt

Once the vagina has been properly lubricated, take your hairy ball sack and wipe it up and down the labia.

The name stems from the feeling of billiard balls rolling across wet felt.

"My balls itched, so I gave her the wet table felt!"

by Kile Hanzens May 7, 2021

Double decker wet

When a male is having intercourse with a female then the male sticks his penis into the vagina whilst his tong is also in the females vagina

Karen:Put that double decker wet in my pussy

Bob: anything for you ahhhh

by 123456789qhhhhhhhheyxbsu May 20, 2021

wet student centrist

A person usually a uni student that has no opinion, has little to none to contribute in a conversation because it has been brainwashed by leftist ideology and media outlets as cnn or other generic channels.

I´m not going to continue this conversation because you´re acting like a wet student centrist.

by Hairymairy July 8, 2022

slippery when wet

A phrase used whenever a good burn happens, usually used for sexual innuendos.

Steve: Today I ate Megan's peperoni roll.
Scott: Haha, slippery when wet dawg.

by bmwyeahyeahyeah August 23, 2007

Wet Tee-Pee

The hilarious act of throwing wet toilet paper in a public bathroom. The targets are usualy at the ceiling tiles so that it gets wet and grows mold, but can be thrown at walls, stall doors, mirrors, people, ect.

No matter what the target is, its funny as hell, due to the fact that it is sticky and that "Splot" sound it makes when it hits walls.

It is not illegal, but if your caught doing it ESPECIALY at school, you will get in trouble or kicked out of the establishment(Stores only)

Doing this results in lots of laughs, and damage, but becomes highly addicting to the point that you do it every chance you get.

Its easy to get caught, but only if you lack aim, experiance, and skill.

Tanner: This math class is boring as hell!
Luke: Yeah. I should have brought my gun to take myself out of my misery in this damn class!
Andrew: Dont worry, when the next bell rings we can go wet tee-pee the bathroom
Tanner: Great idea!
Luke: Brilliant!!
Old hag ass teacher from china: And the weight of my fat ass+The number of chins i have equals OVER NINE THOUSENDDDDD!!!1

by Milkchat January 1, 2010