A term descriptive of elder statesmen at a soirée when, after a few libations, feel compelled to gravitate towards the dance floor, whereby their ambition outstrips there ability in an attempt to “get down”, resulting in a sight resembling strings of freshly boiled spaghetti dangling out the bottom of a colander in rather sporadic fashion
by Unclegripper July 9, 2021

Another word for jumpin jehoshaphat, or holy smokes! of which Uncle Grandpa says in the episode Escalator
by Flippin' Frog Legs February 20, 2021

When your getting head and you have three balls.
by SpecializedEdisonCreator January 16, 2021

by Kjlyk February 2, 2014

The sexiest thing to ever exist, Max Goldberg's tree trunk legs are truly a blessing from god himself.
by theynotlikeus April 1, 2025

Typically misogynistic arguments used to push the onus on the one in question to deny them rights . Used to commonly conflate responsibility with rights provided serving as a red herring .
You shouldn't appeal to close your legs arguments such as telling a man to get a vasectomy or practice abstinence if he doesnt want to pay child support as if the right to decline child support has any bearing on whether he's responsible or not .
by Euthyphrodilemma July 24, 2022

by ChiefDickems December 28, 2016
