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Spaghetti legs

A term descriptive of elder statesmen at a soirée when, after a few libations, feel compelled to gravitate towards the dance floor, whereby their ambition outstrips there ability in an attempt to “get down”, resulting in a sight resembling strings of freshly boiled spaghetti dangling out the bottom of a colander in rather sporadic fashion
Check out aunt Mable, few sherries and she’s got a dose of the old spaghetti legs
by Unclegripper July 9, 2021
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Flippin' Frog Legs

Another word for jumpin jehoshaphat, or holy smokes! of which Uncle Grandpa says in the episode Escalator
by Flippin' Frog Legs February 20, 2021
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Leg Pit

The sweat pooled in my leg pit during morning yoga
by Kjlyk February 2, 2014
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Max Goldberg's Legs

The sexiest thing to ever exist, Max Goldberg's tree trunk legs are truly a blessing from god himself.
Have you seen Max Goldberg's legs? They look extra beefy today.
by theynotlikeus April 1, 2025
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Close your legs arguments

Typically misogynistic arguments used to push the onus on the one in question to deny them rights . Used to commonly conflate responsibility with rights provided serving as a red herring .
You shouldn't appeal to close your legs arguments such as telling a man to get a vasectomy or practice abstinence if he doesnt want to pay child support as if the right to decline child support has any bearing on whether he's responsible or not .
by Euthyphrodilemma July 24, 2022
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smelly leg

When a female shit's on your leg and your shin blast her in her cunt
The new nurse got the smelly leg yesterday
by ChiefDickems December 28, 2016
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