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Jacob

This dude is not great at talking with girls. Like he really struggles but yet can make a racist joke whenever he pleases. This guy probably believes then world is flat and definitely believes that climate change is not real.

But he loves his country music with a passion.
Guy 1: oh man who is playing the banjo?
Guy 2: Jacob's at it again
by Itsjustme7 January 25, 2025
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Jacob

Jacob is a person who likes to slap your ass in a no homo way or that's what people think. He loves swallow penis especially his boyfriends Jing Dong so if you give him a nickel he might just tickle your pickle. So he is fat and rolls like a doughnut but can't still seem to slide the Dm's
Friend1: do you have a spare nickel so Jacob can blow me
Friend2: sure he is really good at what he does
by BRANKS_BOI November 18, 2018
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Jacob

A really hot guy, massive cock, player when it comes to the ladies
you know jacob?” “yeah that guy with the huge cock
by Nig_gerballs12 April 3, 2023
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Jacob Pinsky

Jacob Pinsky is a shy, but kind kid. He is undergoing lots of stress, and has a phobia of crowded areas, due to P.T.S.D. from childhood. He is also not usually accepted, and normally keeps to himself
Oh, that poor kid is SUCH a Jacob Pinsky
by Gregor2363 April 16, 2020
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Jacob Tyler

A Jacob Tyler is the cutest boy ever. He is a really smart kid and is willing to help anyone who needs it. He's the kind of guy you want to date, but never talks to you. You don't want to date him for his looks or for how smart he is, you genuinely just love his personality. He's the kind of boy that would cheer you up if you really needed it.
Dang, you're friends with Jacob Tyler? You must be the luckiest person ever!
by blankethuman January 12, 2022
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jacob

a sweet guy. Asian with naturally curly hair and a rocking bod. he knows just how to charm a gorl. he cares about his friends more than he cares about himself and he is usually mistaken for a bully. his humour is very advanced. he is a lovable, sweet and a caring boy. so if thats his name, go for it.
jacob: hey

girl: hey wassup jacob

jacob: the sky
by sam.owo February 28, 2020
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Jacob Wynn

This character is usually a short guy with oily skin, raccoon eyes and stringy hair. Lacks ambition and steals peoples personalities to portray as his own. Usually downlow but uses women as his beard because he has not accepted himself yet. He leeches onto women, leads them away from their loved ones, secludes them and drains them of their assets. Very manipulative and narcissistic behaviors.
Jacob Wynn is a character from a book written about women surviving college.
by callforsafety December 11, 2024
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