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Swimming in shallow water

Swimming in shallow water means that you are very close to geting in trouble... When you were on the last hook
I was swimming in shallow water when I got 15 F's on 15 different tests
by Fake plant January 27, 2019
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Midwest Water Torture

The process in which the receiver of an inverted face fuck is repeatedly slapped in the forehead by a slobbery, slimy scrotum.
Melinda was cool with the idea of face fucking, until the Midwest Water Torture began.
by RussellWestbrooktripdub November 13, 2017
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Texas Water Plug

Texas Water Plug

When you have eaten so much Tex Mex cuisine that you constipate yourself with a small, plugging, cork type turd which, once finally worked out, unleashes a torrent river of watery, explosive shit.

Jose trotted into the stall hoping to gain relief from the wrenching gut pain he had experienced all afternoon. Finding himself straining to release, he realized he had a Texas water plug. Gritting his teeth and grabbing the hand rails, he blew out the shit cork and the flow that came hence forth from his lower intestine was like the spray of a putrid Bellagio fountain.
by Dick Onchin October 22, 2020
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Intense eye watering

When your eye starts to water very intensely (IT'S NOT THE SAME AS CRYING).
A fly flew into my eye and I got intense eye watering.
by Shamir Snuts June 15, 2021
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Water Bottle Gang

A hyper lethal gang that resides at Sam Barlow Highschool in western Oregon.
they fuck up any niggas that drink their water
Joe M. - "bro did you hear what water bottle gang did the other night?" Ben D. - "no what did they do?" Joe M. - "they drank a dude to death"
by Watter Bottle Gang Banger 69 December 14, 2019
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Water cooler roulette

A game I invented to play with my bored co-workers at the office.
Two people take turns pouring water in a cup from the water cooler.
One can pour as much or little as they want.
The goal is to not make the air bubble inside gulp.
Taking turns until someone makes the air bubble gulp inside and loses.
by Fightdoctor June 16, 2016
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Jamaican Water Slide

A sex move; No one can tell you what a Jamaican Water Slide is, but when you experience it, you will instantly know you have done it.
Dude Me and Sally did the Jamaican Water Slide the other day, it was legendary!
by xsoldiercloud December 10, 2012
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