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right-hand reader

An OCD-impaired bookworm who stubbornly keeps his gaze straight ahead when turning a page, and so he reads the right-hand side of the open book first, before reluctantly redirecting his gaze to the left-hand page.
Being a right-hand reader maybe be okay for a tome that has a separate item or article on each page (like a "Jim and Tim Talk Duct Tape" book or a "Choose Your Own Adventure" missive) and therefore may not have to be read in "progressive" order (i.e., from one page to the next) to make sense, but it can be exceedingly problematic for a "standard" essay that "flows forwards" through the entire book; attempting to be informed or entertained by reading this type of work's pages "out of order" can be very confusing.
by QuacksO October 17, 2019
mugGet the right-hand readermug.

syrian man rights

by jerrythementallyretarded November 15, 2020
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Don't be a hafsa right now

Someone who throws tantrums and stomps when things don't go there way. A desi Karen.
Don't be a hafsa right now.
by Mn44 December 16, 2023
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rights

Something that women don't have.
Us men are so lucky to have rights.
by Stankapop March 9, 2020
mugGet the rightsmug.

Breathe Right

by SPrice1980 November 4, 2022
mugGet the Breathe Rightmug.

Down Right horrendous

Displeasing, Disgusting in a matter.
Thats not the Irish flag, there for it is Down Right horrendous.
by mscb1111 April 13, 2021
mugGet the Down Right horrendousmug.

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