Sam is a simp no cap. Everyone hates him and he’s a neek, hating on nittys because he’s jealous that they live a better life on drugs than he will ever have. He also can’t pull for shit.
Did u see Sam try pull today, that girl was way out of his league. He also chatted shit about me for doing ket. Fuck him.
by KetIsLoveKetIsLife March 31, 2020
Get the Sammug. Ely-Sam is the most wonderful soul out there. Having him as a friend might kill you laughing out loud but it’s worth it.
He has amazing skills in bed but in virtual life. Indeed, he’s the reknown e-sport manager.
You’ll always recognize him thanks to his precious caps !!
He has amazing skills in bed but in virtual life. Indeed, he’s the reknown e-sport manager.
You’ll always recognize him thanks to his precious caps !!
by Ely-sam the boss November 21, 2021
Get the Ely-Sammug. This guy acts so hard but can't speak English drives what his grand daddy had is scared and obsessed with his grand daddy.
by RightNowRN January 29, 2024
Get the sucka sammug. by Senior jackolantern November 15, 2021
Get the Sammug. sam is the best guy in the wworld if he sees you with your wifey he WILL take your wifey and leave u crying if u see him on the street run cuz he probably is your dad
by myballshurtsofuckingmch March 21, 2025
Get the sammug. bear monster who love cuddles and kisses, his dark brown fur is soft and fluffy! normaly short but can grow bigger if needed
by ursa major166 November 22, 2021
Get the sammug. Literally a mailbox.
If you get to know hime, he is a piece of work.
He is also very stereotypical towards anime for some reason
If you get to know hime, he is a piece of work.
He is also very stereotypical towards anime for some reason
Sam you owe me $14.50...
by My Man Jeff. February 9, 2024
Get the Sammug.