A road retard is someone who walks into the middle of the road without looking. Often when with a gay best friend who mocks them for being a retard.
Splatttttttt ^girl walks into the road and is splatted^
Person 1 ‘ damnnnn that’s a road retard’
Person 2 ‘road retard’
Person 1 ‘ damnnnn that’s a road retard’
Person 2 ‘road retard’
by Yanooiii November 19, 2018
Get the Road retardmug. 1. A conservative or libertarian posting opinions heavily and transparently favoring millionaires and oligarchs.
2. A Trump or Elon simp.
2. A Trump or Elon simp.
Person 1: "I don't think millionaires should pay taxes do you?". "Nowhere in the constitution is democracy mentioned". "I'm boycotting any company which has boycotted twitter since Elon took over".
Person 2: "F*ck off retard!".
Person 2: "F*ck off retard!".
by Penis Kneivel November 4, 2022
Get the Retardmug. by Topshagger619 January 31, 2020
Get the Retardmug. A name for a fuckhead at school. Also, you can use retarded instead. Never tell your teacher that they are a retard or call them retarded, you will get in sooo much trouble.
by Abi_GachaWolf October 19, 2018
Get the Retardmug. by Ourclassissoretardeditsautisti September 26, 2019
Get the So retarded its autismmug. an offensive word used to explain that someone's stupid or doing something dumb. It can be widely viewed as a slur, as it used to be used to degrade those with disabilities. It should not be a commonly used word anymore.
P1: Dude you just killed Orange on cams! You retard!
P2: Bro stop using that word it's offensive as fuck
P2: Bro stop using that word it's offensive as fuck
by my definitions are precise December 22, 2020
Get the retardmug. 