Piss Cock Balls

Something to say when something doesn't go your way. Normally followed by a "And I don't care" by the people around you.

Bob: I just lost! Piss Cock Balls!!!

Billy: And I don't care!!

Man 1: Damn! I just pissed myself. Piss Cock Balls and I don't care!!

by Senor Wangggg May 27, 2009

piss off the pope

A transgression so offensive that it would piss off even the most good-natured person.

Andre: “Bob put his mattress outside to air out and somebody stole it!”
Jim: “That would piss off the Pope.”

by jackofsly October 14, 2010

pissed into your cheerios

When somebody is in a really bad mood, somebody might have urinated into his bowl of cereal earlier.

Person 1: *rant*
Person 2: Hey, who pissed into your cheerios this morning?

by elwood_j_blues August 1, 2006

Good morning piss

Something that happens every morning where the first thing people do(usually males) is take a piss

Bill-So what do you do every morning
Todd- I always wake up to a good morning piss

by uziman55 June 18, 2011

fucking pissed off

Extraordinarily angry. Can be triggered by traumatic events that disrupt your most basic sense of self worth such as getting fired, getting raped, losing a loved one. If you are emotionally unbalanced like me this can be caused by events as trivial as being cut off in traffic, or getting a B on your final exam.

If you want to start shooting random people in the face with a nail gun you are probably fucking pissed off.

by Dave griffin July 31, 2008

pissing in my cheerios

this is used as an alternative way to say that someone ruined the moment or your day.

"check out this girl I went out with last night, isn't she fine?"

"Ehhh, she's not all that"

"Damn bro, thanks for pissing in my cheerios!"

by Mliton and Alex February 9, 2008

Shit with piss sprinkles

Something that's bad that gets worse i.e getting beaten up at a nightclub, then finding out someone fucked your missus.

Bad night last night fam was shit with piss sprinkles

by Keazy June 19, 2016