Snow

The gentlest possible way to drop megatons of ice onto a large city from ~30,000 feet in the air. (Still results in multiple fatalities annually.)

"Oh my God, it's snowing so bad! I am not driving in this."

"Shit... Snow."

by D3ucalion December 25, 2016

snow hobo

A Hobo who moves south because of the cold.

I used to beg for change on the Street corners of Boston. It was to cold so I hitched a ride to Florida. I am now hanging out with all the other Snow Hobo's

by Nobody Cares Anyway November 25, 2015

Snow-figure

A more naturalistic alternative to "snow-person" that preserves the gender neutrality and can also be used for other animals and things.

We dawned our coats and ventured into the snow to make a seductive and voluptuous snow-figure.

by ApricotFields July 31, 2020

young snow

A young snow is a heavy frost on the ground. There is not much snow, but it is white, hence, snow.

My Dad looked out the window and said, "We got a young snow last night."

by anonymous December 22, 2024

Snow angel

Somebody with a guilt complex about the past.

The snow angel thought telling everybody she rescued 60 animals, from livestock to dogs and cats from somebody else's land would right her wrong of leaving her own dog paralyzed from her own negligence and carelessness. She thought that shoveling snow for people would right the wrongs of some of her more serious crimes. Most people shovel their own snow, they aren't overly eager to shovel everybody else's snow because it's a bit suspect and seems insincere to boot.

by Solid Mantis February 19, 2021

snow catfish

a snow catfish is either a white ass girl who is a koreaboo/weeaboo, or an asian girl (usually chinese) using snow.
snow is an asian snapchat basically and it edits your face A LOT. usually to make you up to asian standards;;

"what a snow catfish, no way she looks like that. take that filter off and she look like she fell straight from heaven but landed flat on her face"

by dooly. August 30, 2018

Swedish Snow Job

When one person uses a straw to blow cocaine up their partners ass hole.

You look like coffee just isn’t working. You could use a Swedish Snow Job!

by Agaveman April 23, 2024