Free Money

When a bet is so guaranteed to win to the point that you aren’t even risking anything

Man, I should’ve taken your bet that those two would get married, that was literally free money.

by Notnob January 7, 2024

money dumpster

n.
Something or someone you invest your finances in, but in the end doesn't help you at all.

q: Hey, did you use your liberal arts degree to find a good job?
a: No, my education was just a big money dumpster.

q:So are you and Lisa getting married?
a: No, we were never good for each other. In facet, she isn't good for anything... Well... No, she made a good money dumpster.

by Derpy Leaf Horse November 17, 2017

Butthole money sex

The action ordering three Big Macs and a six piece chicky nuggy and Varaciously stuffing it into your sphincter

Yo bro I’m about to do some good butthole money sex later wanna join

by Thatguy638 July 12, 2022

chop my money

taking money from someone and giving none back

Ah, this woman go chop my money o!

by misschopmoney March 19, 2025

Shaving money

Admission of being another gullible marketing statistic of Gillette with no intention of changing.

From when you received the mac3 razor for free in the mail upon turning 18, going on to spend ass-loads on razors for the rest of your life.

"Honey please, were on a budget, can you please not pay $15 for 3 razor blades this time?"

"what the hell is a matter with you, I got the razor for free, I'm shaving money"

by Clean breaker April 23, 2009

Money

An object with an imagined worth that controls the world.

I ran out of money.

by hi,no September 18, 2022

Mad Money

An expression dating back to the 1920's, it is a fund of physical currency generally in the form of coins, set aside for when one is incredibly angry. Most commonly it is used in the assault of another individual.

Jerry was so upset, he tucked that roll of quarters in his fist and just beat the tar outta that prostitute. Someone might wanna hide his mad money..."

by HotHaimSammich June 27, 2022