if you’re not a basic white bitch then this school will be a living hell for you everyone here is a rich, stuck up, racist piece of shit. Don’t fuck with anybody at this school. The bathrooms are nasty as fuck and has a huge roach problem too.
Skai: “What school are you going to next year”? Tyler:”I’m going to northwestern middle school”
Skai:”Good luck, northwestern is a literal hell hole”.
Skai:”Good luck, northwestern is a literal hell hole”.
by yung.goddess November 6, 2021
Get the northwestern middle schoolmug. Home of the monkey insurance and bank corporation, East lyme middle school is a school in east lyme connecticut where monkey dollars are the main currency.
a man named jaywalking made monkey dollars
a man named jaywalking made monkey dollars
by jaywalkingman July 1, 2025
Get the East lyme middle schoolmug. A school where you do whatever you want and get introuble for everything stupid and nothing serious...
princable “Is that a juul I see?”
student one “Yes.”
princable “Oh okay”
princable “IN MY OFFICE RIGHT NOW!!!”
student two “Why?”
princable “Those jeans has three holes in them!”
student two “That is where my feet and waist go into.”
princable “I WILL NOT HEAR IT, IM CALLING YOUR MOM.”
Spearfish Middle School is gay...
student one “Yes.”
princable “Oh okay”
princable “IN MY OFFICE RIGHT NOW!!!”
student two “Why?”
princable “Those jeans has three holes in them!”
student two “That is where my feet and waist go into.”
princable “I WILL NOT HEAR IT, IM CALLING YOUR MOM.”
Spearfish Middle School is gay...
by missdickisthiccc March 22, 2019
Get the Spearfish Middle Schoolmug. A stupid place with the best science teachers and the most perverted English teacher. Some girl broke a window and some guy got punched so hard in the balls they heard a pop and he had to go to the ER. One time kids made a teacher cry in class so bad she left the building. Some 8th graders also broke down multiple bathroom stall doors. But also some kid who went there won a national math competition so I guess they got a little bit of smart.
Person 1: Hey did you see that poster raising money to replace that one guys balls.
Person 2: Yeah he goes to Simmons Middle School right?
Person 1: Yeah he’s a dumbass.
Person 2: Yeah he goes to Simmons Middle School right?
Person 1: Yeah he’s a dumbass.
by achair48 November 21, 2023
Get the Simmons Middle Schoolmug. A place where swear words are thrown around a lot but teachers are nice. A lot of the students are mean, homophobic, racist and sexist but some kids are not like that and you have to remember that they should not be grouped in with the other ones. The lunch ladies are very kind and give people fruits and veggies.
by Mr. Piffle the Penguin March 30, 2022
Get the Meany Middle Schoolmug. “Do you like my highlights?” “Sure, do you go to shaker middle school?” “yeah how did you know?” “no reason…”
by no o ya businessman February 20, 2022
Get the Shaker Middle Schoolmug. A middle school in Agoura Hills, CA. AKA: The place where the survivors of Sumac, and other surrounding elementary schools, go to loose their innocence once and for all before they're shipped off to Agoura High. It's mascot is the cougar, it has a "pep squad", (which is basically a bunch of underage girls dancing to whiny pop music), and has a prominent skating culture, if you can call it that. Students act with impunity. What I mean about that is that in this school you can throw water at a teacher, get ARRESTED that afternoon, and be in class the next day. The teachers tend to be cool, but the administration is THE WORST. The Lady who was the principle of the school was such an authoritarian, that she was TRANSFERED because she just did not do her job correctly. But hey! It's a blue-ribbon school so it's great!
by plus-size albert December 17, 2020
Get the Lindero Canyon Middle Schoolmug.