My leg is broken

Deliberately hurting oneself to get out of doing something.

Woman: Will you take the trash out?

Man: I can't. *Twists his leg* My leg is broken!

Woman: *Walks away in disgust*

Man: *Winks at the camera, then starts screaming in pain*

by Ubeenbamboozledson January 5, 2022

beomgyu’s legs

The most sexist thing i have ever seen . Makes me wanna die for him more i usually . very veiny and very hot . Just like sunghoon’s hands

Ex ; Licking beomgyu’s legs would be the luckiest thing in this world

by beomgyusimp June 17, 2022

Chanko Legs

The state of having eaten so much Chanko-nabe that, due to an over flowing stomach, it has begun to fill up your legs, leading to lethargy and an inability to eat an early lunch the next day.

Travis: More like, are we ready to start that early Lunch?

Eric: whoa, you know i got chanko legs this morning. Cants be pounding down a big lunch

by notemderock May 3, 2019

Josh's Leg

The most disgusting, vile, itchy thing in the entire universe.

Wow, your leg is so gross it looks like Josh's leg.

by LoveJoshsLeg May 16, 2018

Leg

when we made a spelling mistake for a legend

ur mums a leg

by susanusaiditwrong March 10, 2019

Taking up legs

The equivalent of walking somewhere

Rhiann: what's happening this evening then?
Josh: we're taking up legs t'spoons

by Riri53 October 20, 2017

leg porn

when you view a picture/video of a bare leg without any type of clothing.

OMG! Did you see that video of James' 'leg porn' that was posted on instagram?!?!

by almialaremi December 4, 2016