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John Cena

The 2nd coming of Gahndi himself. The mold of what every man should be. Packs a 16 inch schlong. Will steal your wife with the blink of an eye. Can move mountains with the snap of a finger. Has visited the lost city of Atlantis. Knows where Tupac is hiding.
"I'd go gay for John Cena"-Mike Pence
by 123guy456 January 18, 2019
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john cenad

When a girl thinks she is sleeping by herself, but you penetrate her our of nowhere
Girl: "I can feel my butthole tearing. Did I just get john cenad?"
Boy: "You can't see this"
by Your Average Memer November 24, 2016
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John Cena

Where's he been?
Who's John Cena?
by Kms.net December 17, 2017
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John Doe

A hacker who every kid thinks is going to hack their account. He looks exactly like a vanilla eclair which is how people identify him.
Roblox player: John Doe is hacking us
Other roblox player: No i charged my moms card 100 on the game
by Fufudy May 15, 2018
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John Terry

When you manage to fuck up a friendship by shagging your close friend's wife/lover.
Tupac pulled a john terry more than John Terry himself.
by TRAVVIS December 29, 2017
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John Alex

This Cracker is the Gayest, most Fugly, Annoying person in the universe if you ever see this Dorky son of a son in public punch him in the face.
Aaron: John alex is so annoying
Julissa: punch him
Aaron: huh?
Julissa: Just do it
by Hotmoms.com.hot March 16, 2022
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John Doe

(1)Human figure and symbol of morality, dominion, and virility (See God)

(2) According to Ancient Greek and Roman Mythology, John Doe is notoriously known for the death of Zeus, over an altercation over a game of Canasta.
"When you say John Doe, you've said it all"
"And on the eighth day, God created John Doe"
"John Doe- One Name, One Legend"
(courtesy of Sloganizer.net)
by PhillipH. December 24, 2007
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