James Hardie

is gay but will never admit this. do not look at for long periods of time, as he WILL molest you and your entire family.

never offer this creature donuts, as he will never leave you. did i mention that he is gay.

oh man is that a James hardie? it must be, he just molested that guy after he gave james his donuts.

by bigppman420 October 15, 2020

James Arp

An utterly appealing, sexy ass motherfucker. He doesn't engage in sexual intercourse with any mothers, however. He DOES engage in amazing sexual intercourse with many lovers and spreads his knowledge of passionate love-making throughout the world. One would say James Arp is obnoxious and egotistical, but do not believe them. They're idiots. Everyone knows James Arp is smart, possibly a genius, and has a very very bright future ahead of him. One of a kind, if you manage to find this rare specimen in the wilds, you better use a Masterball to catch him. You only get one chance. Beware of his big penis. Subspecies of James.

Oh shit! That's a James Arp! Throw your Masterball nigga! Don't let him do BIG DICK ATTACK!

by Hash Ketchem November 8, 2012

James Wikstrom

see orgasmically jizztastic

Again see orgasmically jizztastic for James Wikstrom

by Wikthis July 17, 2011

Lebron James

G.O.A.T.

We don't talk about the 8 points. You're still a great player

Lebron James Lebrons James'd the fuck out of Cleveland

by itz.haisha November 23, 2021

Lebron James

A person who spends more time eating tacos than helping his team

"Taco Tuesday" Lebron James
"Wheres Lebron" Anthony Davis

by TopRanker October 21, 2019

Ryland James

the cutest, most adorable, the sweetest guy you will ever meet. he’s the most amazing singer ever, and he’s canadian. every one of his fans will fight anyone who says any mean thing about him. he’s rlly funny as well, just spend 5 minutes alone with him and he’ll have u rolling on the floor laughing. ryland james is also FUCKING DROP DEAD GORGEOUS AND HE’LL HAVE EVERY GIRL OR GUY JUST DROOL OVER HIM 🤤

person 1: do you like ryland james?
person 2: omg i love him he’s so adorable 🥺
person 1: OMG SAME HE LOOKS SO CUTE IN HIS BRIGHT YELLOW CROCS

by deputydipshit June 23, 2021

LeBron james

Derived from the Latin word for pussy,when you receive the slightest touch you collapse like a house of cards and with the emotional reaction like you just watched your best friend rawdog your girl and blow on her face.

A branch touched her when we were riding bikes she totally LeBron Jamesed we had to call an ambulance.

by Donutseeds June 27, 2021