What is something that I don't have?

Love

Me: What is something that I don't have? I wonder
My head: LOVE

by YongieSon November 14, 2019

Sales Associates Have To Be Security Guards For Police Officer, Y Esta Redundancia.?!.

Sales Associates Have To Be Security Guards For Police Officer, Y Esta Redundancia.?!.

Sales Associates Have To Be Security Guards For Police Officer, Y Esta Redundancia.?!.

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 16, 2025

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim May 01, 2025

I have kimchi

When a woman is on her period as the smell of kimchi mimics what’s in her pants.

Boy: hey want to go upstairs?
Girl: I have Kimchi

by DaDopeyRunner December 28, 2021

I have kimchi

When a woman discretely wants to tell you she is on her period as the smell of kimchi mimics what’s in her pants

Boy: want to go upstairs?
Girl: I have kimchi

by DaDopeyRunner December 28, 2021

boys who have brown hair

theyre cute and cool but sometimes assholes

girl: did you hear about the new student
boy who has black hair: yeah i heard he has brown hair
girl: omg i heard boys who have brown hair are hot and cute i wanna be his gf
2 days later
girl: he broke up with me for not searching for the tv remote

by IsraelDoesntExist June 12, 2021

you can't have your kale and spend it too

Kale is slang for money, it's not just cabbage, which is also slang for money, so you can't have your money and spend it too. It's my updated version of the idiom, " you can't have your cake and eat it too".

Put your money in a safe place son, because you can't have your kale and spend it too.

by 2B+ November 27, 2019