My dick is really hard

1. Explanation :
"My dick is really hard" is a word or phrase commonly used or exclaimed by one when, in fact, they're Bald-headed giggle stick is really hard.

Example use case :
Friend one : Woah! Shes hot!
Hard guy : My dick is really hard

Second example use case :
Friend one : Woah! your purple-headed yogurt slinger looks hard!
Hard guy : Yea, My dick is really hard

Yea, i guess My dick is really hard

by WeestDoesDrugs April 22, 2024

Hard scarf

A shit term my douchebag friend made up because he got a single laugh

Boy, I think I'm hilarious, lemme make up a shit word. Oh! I know, maybe hard scarf?

by Peteroecker123 August 5, 2021

shit fucks hard

When shit slaps & it’s bussin bussin it reaches the level of fucking hard

This shit fucks hard

by Hahshshshdjssndb October 3, 2022

Try hard

Someone who tries to hard to be cool or prove a point when in reality they are just fucken stupid

Wow! Look at jack what fucking try hard.

by Nicetryjack December 14, 2019

hard headed

Someone that won't change their mind without an argument.

I tired to convince him that water isn't food, but he just won't get it. He's so Hard Headed.

by SAL3237 February 20, 2022

Eggplant Hard

Eggplant Hard is the hardest version of hard.

I was playing basketball the other day and went Eggplant Hard.

by Handsy with Manny December 26, 2017

cram hard

Someone named Cam a.k.a. cock bugler that is so gay that he is called a new more queer name.

Cam woke up with no clothes on and making gay comments, so Michal called him cram hard, and it was damn necessary.

by PeePee December 10, 2003