fake friend

a person who goes behind your back and likes your crushes. they often fake laugh at your jokes and talk about you to your other friends. they tell all of your secrets.

bro whats the tea?
well i heard this thing about sydney
isn't she your best friend?
no shes so dumb and ugly and im gonna date her crush to get back at her
you a *fake friend*

by imhereforthetea February 26, 2019

Fake

Every single girl at Northwestern High School

this dumb hoe is fake as fuck. acting like she’s my best friend but goes around telling everyone my business.

by pussyhoe6969 February 15, 2019

Fake Pocket

Slang in Iowa and the suburbs of London for someone who loses a race to the VC

J is a fake pocket

by tapes of coolness June 7, 2024

Frankie Beats fake dj

Forged a great CV to get a job on Kiss fm Portugal. Then bottled it when he couldn't live up to the lies he told to get the job. Currently in prison in Ireland for harrassment of local people and under investigation in Portugal for various fraud and theft crimes.

Frankie Beats fake dj loves prison food.

by Frankies mum. June 17, 2022

Fake Broer

A skin in Fortnite with a ugly ass blue helmet, always kills u immediatly when he downs u in squads or duos. the person behind the controller has no friends and jerks off in a sock every night. doesnt know how to get girls and sucks dick every day

ow wow he killed me, such a fake broer

by spartelvisje March 30, 2018

Fake Application Friday

When you're unemployed and can't find enough jobs worth applying for to meet your minimum weekly quota to keep receiving unemployment benefits before the weekend. Therefore, on Friday, you apply to jobs that are out of state and/or that you're underqualified for so that you can keep receiving unemployment benefits and still enjoy the weekend as if you were working.

Jamal: "Tyrone, did you find at least 3 jobs worth applying to this week?"

Tyrone: "Nah. I found 1, but it's Fake Application Friday so I'll just apply to these 2 Director level jobs that I know I'll never get so I can at least enjoy the weekend."

by Foo4Nirvana October 14, 2020

fake depression.

people in mostly middle/high school who think they are depressed for no reason even though they weren't diagnosed with it if your just sad its not depression depression is when you have to take pills so stop acting sad a lot of people think this cause in movies they do sad stuff and then they do it because it makes them depressed

james:One time i saw some girl on Instagram talking about how sad she is she has fake depression.

jack:what a idiot

by my sister is fake depressed November 20, 2020