Scary chris

Scary Chris is usually someone's dad who can be very intimidating . He may make you shit yourself. He usually works at a kids place, but when comes across bratty ones, spits in their drink.

bro 1: hey bro , you want to go to inflata planet?

bro 2: no way bro! I heared scary Chris works there...

by Scary_chris.com December 24, 2019

chris cori

A popular guy from Canada living in jax that loves to party and get fucked up

Man Chris Cori was wild at the beach last night!

by Jaxbitch904 August 7, 2017

Chris

Mega gay

Wow Chris is M E G A G A Y

by Lesbian.rat October 29, 2019

A chris

A Chris (verb) walking around with a sock and a Chris. Chris likes peppers and round clamps. Holding the clamps tight a little yeet will sneak out every now and again. For one to succeed a Chris one must truly understand ancient Greek thai food bok Lamar dong pad goop

A chris is a big stork and a staircase of onions

by Lahtree April 19, 2020

Chris

You know Big Dick is back in town when you hear the name, Chris

Chris has a massive cock

by anonymous December 8, 2020

Chris

To be over an emotional & depressed person who is unable to take a joke.

Tim! Stop being so Chris!

by wewe wafu June 11, 2018

Chris

If you had to describe Chris in one word it would be perfect cause he is perfect. Nothing should change about him. Hes sweet, nice,kind, good-looking, and has an amazing personality. He's beyond cute his, hair, smile, freckles. He's just perfect. If you have a Chris your the luckiest person alive because Chris are the best. Chris are also pretty popular. Almost everyone knows him wants to be around him. He's so perfect in every way possible. I love Chris.

Perfect
Girl 1: chris is so perfect
Girl 2: I know but hes mine

by Lunaknigt June 27, 2019