"allah is calling" is the best shirt ever created. U can find it on Amazon. It is a shirt that says "Allah is calling" with one red button that says decline and one green button that says accept.
Person 1: Ayo is that the "allah is calling" shirt?
Person 2: Yes it is.
Allah: *Starts calling the shirt*
Person 2: *Starts levitating*
Person 2: Yes it is.
Allah: *Starts calling the shirt*
Person 2: *Starts levitating*
by Amonaly March 8, 2022

by Booby-boy November 6, 2017

WHY IS ALL OF KANYE'S DISCOGRAPHY 3 SECONDS LONG?!?!?!?!?!! WHY IS INTRO 4 HOURS LONG??!?!!! HUH!!???
by psychoBBY August 16, 2023

by Izzaho February 19, 2017

by AROACECHAOTICSHIPPER May 22, 2024

He’ll break your heart
You’re dating Landon gray call?
Yes!
You’re gonna sob so hard you’ll throw up and want to kill yourself!!
Yes!
You’re gonna sob so hard you’ll throw up and want to kill yourself!!
by Ishouldonlylovemyself October 5, 2023

Calls is a nickname commonly utilized by those named Callum. Generally, as not the brightest of folks, this is a play on their inability to spell their own shortened name having attempted to write Cal. As a result of this, this nickname is used to:
a) shorten the name Callum
b) make fun of their crippling dyslexia or immense stupidity
Often the Callum will not even know they are being made fun of.
a) shorten the name Callum
b) make fun of their crippling dyslexia or immense stupidity
Often the Callum will not even know they are being made fun of.
by Stickydragon January 17, 2024
