car

Car is a cat that has her own jazzercise studio that also serves as a parfait bar. Car is short for Carolina but if ever called by its full name car will run away in horror.

Car's parfaits are the best parfaits.

by steamyloafmuffin_raisin January 10, 2018

car

synonym for cat

My orange car just got the braincell.

by IIINPIII March 19, 2024

Thanos Car

To simplify: a massive mistake

1: Hey have you heard of Thanos Car?
2: *S N A P S F I N G E R S*
1: mr.2, i dont feel so good
2: *S N A P S N E C C*
1:🅱️

by AnActuallyFairlyCreativeName October 25, 2018

Mechanic Car Bomb

When someone takes a shit in a car during a mechanical repair

I did a mechanic car bomb yesterday

by jorgis_01 March 1, 2025

Salty Car Wash

Having a danger wank in a car during a storm at the seaside .

Yah dancer , It's pishing down , time for a drive down to the coast for a salty car wash.

by UrbanSlide May 10, 2024

Planed car accident

When a car falls off a plane on accident and hits someone/something/property

"Your mom died in a planed car accident"
(often misspelled as planned which is an honest mistake)

by 5066y c4t May 22, 2022

car

Purposefully misspelling cat.

"I wish cars were real" "Cars are so silly :3"

by noturbandictionaryposter May 13, 2023