Tim bowles

Says the N-Word sees no problem with it

Tim Bowles Said the N-Word in class today

by Ulupnaburpers March 22, 2022

Dust Bowl

A collection of loose marijuana that's scraped from bags, jars, tables, and rolling trays that is usually smoked in desperate times.

Man, I forgot to hit the dispensary after work and ended up smoking a Dust Bowl before bed.

by BathroomFace June 10, 2022

scrab-a-bowl

An intense scrabble match played while stoned!

We just smoked and played a game of Scrab-a-bowl

by bowl games September 5, 2009

Bowl Princess

A person who gets their bong rips (or bowls) lit for them, usually used during bong sessions.

Person 1: "Look at Jake getting his bowl lit by his girlfriend!"
Person 2: "Oh my God, he gets to be a Bowl Princess and I don't?! Lucky bastard!"

by AmberLasting May 25, 2025

Quiz Bowl

>have you ever wanted to push out all of the useful info in your brain and replace it with random shit?
>enter quiz bowl
>quiz bowl allows its players to gain a chromosome and unlock their third eye when it comes to random shit
>wanna wake up at 7 am on a saturday to challenge some other mentally disabled school children?
>sure
>lets go to quiz bowl
>the best quiz bowl teams come from michigan, especially u of d jesuit or not, it depends on how much crack you give em. also detroit country day school will rape the assholes of your hole team. no joke, it happened once to me.
>wanna find bad smart and mentally retarded girls?
>quiz bowl is the place 4 u

kinda smart guy 1, "shit, I just unlocked a new chromosome."
kinda smart guy 2, "must be the drugs."
kinda smart guy 1, "no, I think it's the quiz bowl again."
kinda smart guy 2, "youre gay"
kinda smart guy 3, "go back to dcds faggots"

by ColonelBogey March 23, 2024

Born in a bowling shoe

This unnatural birthing process generally results in producing a mullet bearing mouth breather or a shiny new cab dweller. The shoe attendant at a bowling alley takes hold of a freshly sweated rental and lifts up the insole. He then jacks a healthy load under said insole and squishes it down to bring the shoe juice and man goo together. The violated footwear is left for a 7-10 day gestation period under the nacho machine. As the cheese, semen and foot sweat share genetic material, a trucker is born.

Did you see that stank ass trucker come out of bathroom? He looked like he must have been born in a bowling shoe. Lol.

by The Missouri Mudflap September 7, 2016

No super bowl rings

The browns on every level

The browns are shit and have No super bowl rings

by dotzw :( June 14, 2022