BEEF

When you and your best friend love each other so much but are dumb as shit
B- best
E- ever
E-ever
F-friend

person 1: BEEEEEEEEf!
person 2: what?
person 1: hi
Person 2: I love you too bitch

go get me some chocolate BEEF

by drunk pig October 13, 2020

beef orchid

a: A pussy that has been pounded so hard it resembles ground beef.

b: Large flappy vaginal lips.

See also Meat Curtains.

I went to a bachelor party and the stripper had the most tender beef orchid I've ever seen!

by leminiwinks June 5, 2014

Beef Belarussian

Sloppy and wet bit of meat characterised by serious droop when dangled. Found in Belarus after Aleksander Lukashenko's fat monster cock was found to be the longest on record.

Jesus Mike, big Beef Belarussian going on there
Penis nig cock

by StinkyBoy556 November 26, 2019

Unbeknownst Beef

When you miss the memo that you’re invited to something because you weren’t invited directly and the person that got asked on your behalf declines for you.

“Ashley isn’t coming?”
“No she didn’t wanna come.”
“I wonder why. Is she mad at me?”
“I don’t know. “

Meanwhile Ashley’s just in her room wondering why she didn’t get invited to the party. Who’s mad? Unbeknownst beef vibes.

by Little Charlie Ray April 2, 2024

Beef

This is a beautiful meme god with many special disabilities, she has never been seen single because she just so special and beautiful and definitely won’t fail her exams

Oh I really like the beef, too bad she’s always taken

by The beefy meme god December 29, 2018

Beef Pumpkin

When you're raw doggin the backdoor and you reach around, use your ring fongers to pull the mouth from the sides to make an extra big smile and your pointer/middle fingersto stretch the eyes into a triangle shape so she looks like a Jack-o-lantern. Beef Pumpkin

Isaac: Hey are you still talking to Christina?
Chris: Yea she gave a Beef Pumpkin last night.

Isaac: Isn't that supposed to be the other way around?
Chris: I'm increasing your rent btw

by Jay 5ive October 31, 2025

beef season

The time of the year when ameture body builders attempt to reconstruct their flabby asses in the gym with excessive protein shakes and loud and obnoxious remarks about their new "accumulation of "gains".

Joe: I'm going to the gym!
Tony: why?
Joe: it's beef season!

by Kevin money December 30, 2014