north-american man-boy love association
dammed fagits
north-american man-boy love association by MOW? June 16, 2004
native american doorbell
A lazy native american indian that sits in his/her car honking the horn because they are too lazy to get out of car and knock/ring doorbell.
Edgar went to pick up Romulus and Jonas for the Pow Wow early that evening, instead of being civil and putting down his 40oz, he just sits in his '82 El Camino blasting the native american doorbell.
native american doorbell by Whiskey Drunk April 28, 2010
American Football
Where 11 overly-obese men who are considered "great sportsmen" for running for about 10 seconds and having a break. The players themselves wear padding for protection incase they get hurt. Boo hoo. The word "football" derives from the mid 16th century where Britian created football; a more exciting offensive and defensive game as oppose to running and hitting someone. Also known as the brother of Rugby, which by any standards is constituted as more exciting than American Football. "Soccer", which derives from God knows how, is a more exciting game to watch.
American: "Coming to the big NDBFCLAD game tomorrow?"
Other Dude: "Screw watching American Football aka fat men running at each other!"
American: *has a hissy fit*
Other Dude: "Screw watching American Football aka fat men running at each other!"
American: *has a hissy fit*
American Football by Zero Technique April 18, 2006
American Football
A known fact about American Football is that it is Better than Soccer, Because in every country that has there own football code, football is considered better than soccer. Canada, Austraila, and America, all have both popular football and soccer leagues, but all of these countrys don't like soccer as much as there football codes. Therfour, it is a fact that if football was popular in the UK or in Asia as in the US, Canada, or Austraila, Football would be considered better than soccer.
Football > Soccer
Football > Soccer
Soccer: No Strategy other than setting formations and substitutions
American Football: Tons of Strategy. Players must memorize hunderedes of plays and formations, and must know how to execute them.
Soccer: Players must know how to run all over a field for 90 minutes long
American Football: Players must know how to run all over a field 4 hours long.
Soccer: Player must know how to kick a ball
American Football: Players must know how to Catch, Kick, Throw, Tackle, Cover, guard, and blitz
Soccer: Player must have strong legs
American Football: Player must have strong legs AND strong arms.
Soccer: Players must not be aggressive for fear of getting a "warning" (Yellow Card)
American Football: Players must be aggressive
Soccer: Players fake injuries
American Football: Players don't fake injuries
Soccer: Soccer teams are known as "clubs"
American Football: Football teams are known as "TEAMS"
Soccer: Boring. 90 minutes of passing the ball over and over and over again until a goal is scored.
American Football: Not boring. 4 hours of Hard hitting, amazing catches, long pass plays, exciting runs, and a whole lot of defence.
American Football: Tons of Strategy. Players must memorize hunderedes of plays and formations, and must know how to execute them.
Soccer: Players must know how to run all over a field for 90 minutes long
American Football: Players must know how to run all over a field 4 hours long.
Soccer: Player must know how to kick a ball
American Football: Players must know how to Catch, Kick, Throw, Tackle, Cover, guard, and blitz
Soccer: Player must have strong legs
American Football: Player must have strong legs AND strong arms.
Soccer: Players must not be aggressive for fear of getting a "warning" (Yellow Card)
American Football: Players must be aggressive
Soccer: Players fake injuries
American Football: Players don't fake injuries
Soccer: Soccer teams are known as "clubs"
American Football: Football teams are known as "TEAMS"
Soccer: Boring. 90 minutes of passing the ball over and over and over again until a goal is scored.
American Football: Not boring. 4 hours of Hard hitting, amazing catches, long pass plays, exciting runs, and a whole lot of defence.
American Football by Geeter August 16, 2006
North American upright
a slang term for a black person who lives and dies in the ghetto. that same person who leeches off the government; fills up 2 shopping carts of food (pizza's, chicken, steaks then pulls out the Link Card and bitches when they're $9 short of the total order and has to put back the most expensive steaks in the entire grocery store
i was coming home from the stoe and saw some of those
North American uprights in there and they was just trifling and causing a ruckus.
North American uprights in there and they was just trifling and causing a ruckus.
North American upright by taco seasoning June 27, 2006
Halfrican-American
Jesse Jackson, in commenting on the Don Imus vs. Rutgers Womens Basketball team dispute, talks about "racial terminology", and cites Halle Berry having been described as "Halfrican-American".
Halfrican-American by Flygirl April 17, 2007
Euro American
Euro American by rockerbox28 February 11, 2009