jacob langley

The absolute biggest dickhead ever. No one ever wants to be friends with him because he annoys the fuck out of everyone.

Person: Dude, it’s Jacob Langley
Person 2: Omg he’s so annoying

by TimothyMcTimothy December 21, 2017

jacob paull

A person that is named jacob paull is gay and forgetful and he has no friends.

You are such a jacob paull that we wont be his friend.

by Bporter November 18, 2017

Jacob zabers

This is a person who will do anything if he needs to. Sometimes he’s scared but if someone says “I knew you wouldn’t” he will, even some crazy things.

Person 1: hey Jacob zabers!
Jekabs: yeah?
Person 1: I bet you will chicken out of this, ha!
Jekabs: go to hell. *does it

by Eventually.it.goes 69420 February 26, 2022

jacob medor

Aka cheese d*ck, A man that is sexy and get a lot of girls and likes to beat off to Kylie Jenner

Stop being a Jacob medor and best off to Kylie Jenner

by lilbigga September 23, 2020

jacob senatus

super big giant pp and a 12 pack that hard enough to break stone

girls love jacob senatus

by the true fax man May 15, 2020

jacob zinchini

Long blonde hair with bad acne thinks he has shoe game and thinks he's funny and cool.

Did you see Jacob zinchini shoes ?

Yea there fucking ugly!

by Anthony8741 January 28, 2014

Jacobitis

Becoming a little bitch, gaining increased levels of sadness, whining and bitching till getting what is wanted.

Holy fuck, calm your jacobitis and just fucking grow a pair.

by lildickjacoob March 14, 2018