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Jacob

Jacob is a gay ass hole . Mother fucking Hoe. He is useless and he can live on the street by himself. He is fat not attractive and girls cant find him cute. He is Bi Trans And has a penis and a vagina
Girl. Sees Jacob
Girl Shoots her self by hanging herself
by yeeteetfeet August 31, 2020
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Jacob

Big papi Jacob is our lord and saviour. He is the daddy of our mother, together with Mattias the ruler over the AnneMariekes.
Jacob is a big pepe papi
by De Donkere Magiër November 26, 2019
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Jacob

Jacob is a handsome asian boy that is very good at everything he does. Jacob is both intelligent and athletic giving you the best of both worlds.
"Is that Jacob" Girl 1
"Oh my god I love Jacob" Girl 2
"Jacob's intelligence and athleticism allures me towards him" Girl 1
"I can't resist Jacob's body"
by I love big men October 23, 2023
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Jacob

A whole BIOTCH that says he’s gonna wake up to go workout but really he needs his beauty sleep so he ditches the workout after you’ve already woken up at 7am to wake him up.
Girl: Heyy good morning you ready to put the work in🤪

JACOB: No deadass I’m not getting out of this bed. I need to sleep so I can workout later and be wired for homework.
by Jacobisabitch April 30, 2020
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Jacob

A man who plays the worst games known to man
Look it's Jacob playing those shitty games
by Absolute legand November 22, 2021
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Jacob

Jacob doesn’t like the police
by CallMeToxic April 20, 2022
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Jacob

A fucking idiot that trys to look cool by asking how far women can squirt.
Jacob just asked his girlfriend how far she can squirt.
by womenslayerxxxx December 30, 2023
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