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Bear watching

A term used when wanting to leave a party with a significant other to go and make out in the woods
"Hey man where'd you guys go?" "Oh we were bear watching" "Ooooooohhhhhhh ;)"
by PERSIAN July 23, 2013
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LizZy Bear Fox

An unbelievably intelligent yet hilarious young woman who has endless talents and entertaining characteristics. The LizZy Bear Fox is a beautiful creature with snow-white skin and multi-colored hair. Tall and graceful, shapely curved, she is a living masterpiece! Too weird to live too rare to die.
I caught a glimpse of the Lizzy Bear Fox running through the woods
by Nate Fox May 14, 2011
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Care Bear Stare

1. An intense stare fueled by an equally intense emotion, e.g. love, hate, lust, concern.

2. An uncharacteristically long and concentrated stare; from the eponymous "Care Bear Stare," a special ability of Care Bears that allows them to shoot light from their belly symbols.
Jack: Hey man, who's that girl over there giving you the Care Bear Stare?

Ray: Oh, shit! That's the girl from the other night. I hit it then split it, and she's been blowing up my phone ever since. Let's dip before she comes over here.
by omegacerebro February 27, 2013
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Bad news bears

describes something negative. derived from the children's book series "the berenstein bears", one of the books was called "bad news bears." mostly used by hipsters and anyone who grew up reading those books.
"it's raining out today, that's bad news bears"
by Colleen June 13, 2004
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Montana Bear Trap

Same as the montana rabies shot, except for the end result. While getting road head, the man burns the back of his female companions neck with a cigarette lighter, but is not able to get his dick out of her mouth in time, causing the female to clamp down and bite off his dick.
Dude-"Can you help me doc?"

Doctor-" I am not sure, this is one of the most severe Montana Bear Trap Ive ever seen. We can attempt to sew the penis back on, do you have whats left of it?"

Dude-"No, she spat it out the window."
by Shagginz May 21, 2011
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load bearing monster

A fantasy/sci-fi cliche, wherein the defeat of a given villain triggers the catastrophic destruction of its immediate environment, ie: the dungeon collapses, the planet explodes, the spacecraft implodes into the 37th dimension, etc.
Game Master: "The giant falls dead, but just as you think you're safe you feel the floor of the cavern begin to shake and rumble ominously."

Player: "Aw crap, he's a load bearing monster! Loot the body and run!"
by Feo2 February 4, 2009
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growl like a bear

This phrase has to deal with the noises one makes when hyphy. It is ment to show the emotion of not being able to control yourself and showing how the thiz monster just wants to pop out of you and grab people. It was made to help you get into it and personally it is sexy.
-you can do it, it aint that hard, baby get dumb, act like a retard, shake ya hair, make it blow in the air, ya gotta get into it, growl like a bear...-mac dre
by T-hizz er die beezy March 26, 2007
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