Trifecta of Douche

One of the ultimate insults. A combination of Douche bag, douche nozzle, and douche liquid. (can also be used as simply 'the trifecta') Usually only refers to one individual, making him the biggest douche of everyone around.

1) "Hey do you know Steve?"
"Yeah man he is the Trifecta of Douche!"

2) "Is Jay coming to the party?"
"Naw dude, when hes at parties, he's the Trifecta"

by aSavageFerrett June 22, 2009

douche bag

following douche snackpack and douche pocket in the catalogue of douches; a douche bag is a person who is a significant douche of relatively average size, smaller than a douche duffel, yet bigger than a douche pocket

so, i was walking along right, just mindin' my own business, and then this douche bag comes outta nowhere, and gets all up in my grill with his ample junk'n shit

by Bean6969 March 13, 2008

insta-douche

when you're one person and then your significant other arrives and your evil side comes out to impress them.

Man, he was so cool until bitch showed up and he became an insta-douche, just so he could get some.

by missspiffy September 13, 2011

Douche Off

An combination of the words Douche-bag and Jerk-off

Brian Antczak, "Quit being such a Douche Off... Did i just say 'Douche Off?'"

by Curdo Cat-God Howard January 15, 2008

douche bag

Is a person that enjoys making other people; Lose, fail, burn, suffer, fall, get fired, and or hurt! Douche bag's are the friend that fucks your girl(wheather it be your wife, girlfriend, sister, or daughter). Overall Douche bags are scumbags as well! AS well as EVERY single person/driver in Las Vegas!

Look hunny that douche bag just keyed our car, yes dear he fucked my best friend whilst we dated as well. I'm gonna kill that mother fucking, scummy douchebag!

by Mike pontillo August 19, 2006

douche bag

A person, usually a male, who goes about his life with the idea that he has actual, genuine friends. He believes that he is "cool", and possibly "popular." But, in the sad fact of reality, he is far from any of these things. Non of his supposed "friends" like him. In fact, they all hate him. The jokes and stories he tells are never as funny or cool as he thinks they are. He is simply a loud, distracting annoyance to any social scene. i.e., that one guy in a group of friends who nobdody likes.

Mike: Dude, Ed's calling me again. It's like the fifth time tonight!

Steve: What a fucking douche bag. When's he gonna get the idea we don't want to hang out with him?

by James Myrick August 6, 2007

douche bag

Anyone that has ever lived in Maine, or New York, or New Jersey.

Fanchon is a douche bag.

by Mother of God August 29, 2008