Procrasto Asshole

See also Fucktard, Stun Cunt, Loser.

Procrasto Asshole: A procrastinating asshole who ALWAYS is late, always has a very handy excuse, and never takes responsbility for FUCK ALL. They never have any money, ALWAYS a Moocher, can't be trusted with anything, especially the Truth.

The only consistant thing about these losers is, you can expect a fuck up when they're around. It's like they're the Mayor of Loserville and the town follows them around.

In short, a Prograsto Asshole is a loser you always need to stay away from, because it you don't, it gets stressful, costly and exasperating.

"Hey Joe, you Procrasto Asshole! You fucking left the doors open again and we got robbed! All our stuff's gone!!!"

Joe: "It's not my fault people rob places..."

by Hashtag Approval Dumpling December 14, 2024

Asshole

A fucking Trump supporter

Asshole: Trump should have won instead of Biden

by Lovergrl12345 July 13, 2021

Asshole

Quan Chi from Mortal Kombat

-Whos the definition of asshole?
-Quan Chi

by Krava0014 July 13, 2023

Asshole

Ex boyfriends that break up with you over text and date the girl they talked shut about while dating you

Omg that asshole is trying to be friend with you? Smh

by Syd the sloth September 7, 2016

Domesticated asshole

Noun. A domestic asshole knocks over precious items off tables and counters, destroys everything you love, has a napoleon complex, and steals your heart; a typical house cat

Meet my domesticated asshole! He's a pain in the ass and breaks things but I love him.

by anonymous January 18, 2023

trucking asshole

An angry roadrage filled commercial truck driver.

Did you see that truck that just cut me off blowing his air horn? He is a real trucking asshole!!

by HTJA March 19, 2017

Assholely

The act of being a total dick to another person.

You are behaving assholely to me and I would appreciate it if you went to hell.

by Gun Safety Dwight November 11, 2019