Goon Walk

Masturbating into the underwear that you are wearing while watching porn and then moon-walking away from the scene of the crime like Michael Jackson.

"His seed sewn warmly into his own garments, he executed a perfect goon walk away from the computer screen."

by Old Henry November 10, 2025

pelican walk

When you walk out the club at 10 AM on a Monday in Miami... and you’re like what time is it? What day is it? Hell if I care, we in Miami brah. Pelican walk to the Uber .. skrt

Pelican walk-in all da way there ..

by Lackadams December 12, 2019

Walking Taco

The act of rubbing the tip of a man’s penis in a bag of Doritos, coating it in the nacho cheese dust. He then sprinkles an assortment of shredded cheese, lettuce, salsa, and ground beef, creating an inviting snack for a woman to lick off.

Last Tuesday was fiesta night so I gave Caylie a walking taco.

by Fire_engine_red March 9, 2024

Walking Hazard

Aimee...

Aimee is a walking hazard and needs to be kept on a leash at all times.

by qwedcxsza July 3, 2023

intimate walking

Another word for dancing

My friend and I engaged in intimate walking this afternoon for the first time in a fortnight.

by katorisenko May 22, 2018

Christmas Walk of Shame

Christmas Walk of Shame is when you leave your parents house the day after Christmas. In pajamas at 2 o'clock in the afternoon, you walk to your car with all your unwrapped gifts. Usually, feeling down (and broke) because Christmas is over. Most of the time this includes a hangover.

"Look at that family doing the Christmas Walk of Shame."

"Ok, Mom, we are out. Thanks for everything. We are about to do the Christmas Walk of Shame."

by PseudoMte December 28, 2011

Cunt Walk

To walk in a cunty and confident way, typically to a cunty song.

I love to cunt walk to Charli XCX's song, "365" and imagine myself as a model.

by bumpinthat365 March 22, 2025