vagina-faced pussy monger

the vagina faced pussy monger is a female cousin of the dick faced cockmaster. its mouth is used, not only to eat the gel like film created by the master (which leads to pregnancy), but also as a passage for the master to burrow into when stiff from excitement

that vagina-faced pussy monger was beautiful.

by eboyd32 June 26, 2007

Fell In Love With God's Vagina

When one sees a female being of the christian religion and is immediately turned on by her.

Jim: "have you seen that new girl at the church down the road?"

Tom: "yes, and when i saw her fine ass i fell in love with god's vagina."

by SDHAKAB March 12, 2011

under the dress vagina press

A deadly riposte, whereby you lunge verily with yon weapon, under the hem of the enemies skirt (man-skirt if applicable) and prod your tool against their lower regions.

This often causes confusion, arousal, fright, projectile vomiting, or a counter-attack with the nut suck poking fuck

Man 1 - Why hello there! What fine weather we are having today!
Man 2 - WHAT YOU SAY! A REVENGE ON YOU! *man 2 uses under the dress vagina press on man 1*
Man 1 - OH NO I AM DEAD

by Kamikaze is scared of the bag August 10, 2004

Vagina ate my dog

It is very nice and a Chinese tradition

Person: my vagina ate my dog
Dog: gets eaten my vagina

by Pussy water bitch November 27, 2019

Italian beef sandwich vagina

A very gross, loose and saggy vagina that resembles the thick shreds of meat in an Italian beef sandwich. Generally found on strippers and porn actresses.

"Ew, did you see that stripper's Italian beef sandwich vagina? I want my fuckin' money back."

by Dave Losso December 12, 2007

Climbing the Great Wall of Vagina

To have sex, usually from behind, with an Chinese girl.

"How did your date with Ming Hu go last night?" "Dude, I was Climbing the Great Wall of Vagina all night!"

by H. P. Lovecraft May 4, 2006

loose sandy hairy vagina

a individual the acts like a ginormous pussy.
a very crabby person.
a fag.
a extremely fucked vagina on the beach that needs a hedge trimmer.

cody is such a loose sandy hairy vagina.
cassy is so nasty she had a big loose sandy hairy vagina

by cowboy spanker September 8, 2011