ur mom

the person who says that to you thinks that you are gay

ur mom gay

by oh ok weirdo October 30, 2018

Ur mother

ur mother- a comeback that can be used for... everything basically

person 1: Hey Rhoshandiatellyneshiaunneveshenk Koyaanisquatsiuth Williams, Whats up?
Person 2: ur mother

person A: Hey Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch, Wales, im so tired what bout u?
person B: Ur mothers tired

by Ur mom lollllllllllllllllll1 November 16, 2022

National smack the shit outta ur bf/gf ass

Smack ur bf/gf ASSS so hard make it red and they can't say no

You:Yo yk what today is babe
Bf/gf:What
You: National smack the shit outta ur bf/gf ass so guess what's "SMACKS ASS HARD"
Gf/bf:ouch that hurt babe

by Strangerbooty August 26, 2022

ur noob

a 9 years old Roblox player that's doesn't know how to spell

P1: lol gg, that was ez
P2: ur noob, fimd clotjhe to wear

by testerman2314 November 2, 2018

ur mom

it means your mom

your mom is chunky

by infintedragon6 November 18, 2023

ur sister mister

Ur sister mister is the next level of ur granny tranny. It is stronger than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian and ur granny tranny combined. Nobody who ever heard this sentence is alive.

John: Hey Jeff ur mom gay
Jeff: No u
John: Ur dad lesbian
Jeff: Ur granny tranny
John: Ur sister mister
Jeff: *jeff and his whole family instantly die and go to the deepest layer of hell*

by TheRealMemeGod March 14, 2018

ur nan

a sentence every middle school boy used at least 100 times in their fucking lives
Jake: hey guess what happened earlier!
Josh:uR nAn
Ruby:oh stfu u abused dumb piece of shit
Mrs Smith:dEtEnTiOn FoR aLl Of yOu!!!
*ruby gets home*
Ruby’s Mum: WHAT DID YOU GET A DETENTION FOR??!!!
Ruby: I told somebody to stfu you dumb piece of shit coz they said “uR nAn” like omg!!
Ruby’s Mum: oh okay then, I don’t blame u tbh I hate it when boys or even girls ur age say that!! It’s so disrespectful!!
Ruby: ya bye I’m going to my room.
Ruby’s Mum: bye sweetie
Ruby: suck ur nan
Ruby’s Mum: live you swe- WHAT TF DID U JUST SAY
*ruby gets beat*
*ruby goes to school the next day with bruises*

Jake+Josh: Oi!
Jake: what happened to u, moody ass?
Josh: yeah why have u got bruises?!
Ruby: leave me alone u price of shit!
Mrs Smith:DETENTION FOR YOU RUBY!!
*ruby goes home from school after detention*

Ruby’s Mum: ARE YOU SERIOUS RUBY??!!
Ruby: yes mum, just hit me! get it over with!!
*ruby gets beaten again*

~by daisy :))

ur nan :D

by daisy.oof April 8, 2020