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Right Turn Clyde

I always thought this just meant you were a bit retarded. As in, you can only ever make an inside turn. So for us fellow colonialists, "Left turn Clyde". Never go against the flow.. only with it.. lick those windows.

Also apparently means some shit to do with a monkey but.. really?
Person 1: Oh shit, don't get directions from him!
Person 2: Why not?
Person 1: He is a window licker.. he's a proper "Right Turn Clyde". You'll end up going in a circle!
by anonymous October 17, 2021
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Right in the middle of the asshole bitch

Phrase used when someone kicks his asshole.
(She falls and kicks his ass) Right in the middle of the asshole bitch!
by BenPC August 14, 2017
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right-wing

Boss supremacy, capitalism, fascism, nazism, machism, gender role, olavism, patriarchy, rifle liberation, grenade liberation, conservatism, hydroxychloroquine, heterosexual supremacy, cisgender supremacy, evangelical supremacy, catholic supremacy, christian supremacy, white supremacy, male supremacy, supremacy of the rich, high prices, liberalism, neoliberalism, freemasonry, militarism, integralism, elitism, bourgeoisism, privatization, flat earthism and racial quota for whites.
Right-wing.
by Sabonyty October 27, 2024
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Driving in my car right after a beer

A meme where asgore runs over dess
Driving in my car right after a beer
Hey, that bump is shaped like a deer
DUI?
How about you die?
I'll go a hundred miles
An hour!

Little do you know, I filled up on gas
Imma get your fountain-making ass
Pulverize this fuck
With my Bergentrück
It seems you're out of luck!
TRUCK!
by Fearh and hungah July 19, 2025
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social right

The part of the political Left that pretends to be socialist then systematically betrays the electors once their seats are secured.
The social right, which is supposed to be left-wing, gives more importance to governing than to the measures it will apply, and finds itself governing with the right for the right, despite being elected by the left.
by asceticfigure July 22, 2024
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Women’s rights

Joke, impractical, non-existent. Just like the towers after September 11 2001
Women’s rights. Who’s terrible idea was that?
by GoatDude0 December 18, 2023
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bob right now

Bob himself is indefinable on a spiritual level, meaning bob can never truly fully be comprehended by the human brain
but if you are bob right now the simplest apprehension possible is that you possess amazing qualities and supernatural powers, Bob has no capacity or limit to what he can do because he is bob.
by joe mom 69 funny lol March 6, 2021
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