Snowing

(Verb) The act of playing in the snow, which you mistake as also skiing (said mistake made while drinking to excess, aka drunk)

Dave: I mean, it’s cold and I have the under clothes cold gear, you know - the type you wear when you’re snowing?
Devon: *looks at Dave like wtf you must be drunk* “Snowing”?!
Dave: *realizes what he said but tries to play it off* Yeah “snowing,” when one plays in the snow...haha...I’m just kidding - I meant skiing!

by WhoTFisDave December 2, 2020

Snow slut

A person that will do anything for 12” of snow

That guy is a snow wheeling snow slut

by Bambamshizzam December 26, 2020

Alabama Snow Plow

When 3 or more relatives have group sex, then unload on there cousin.

We ran an Alabama Snow Plow on Jenny last night.

by FiftyFred January 13, 2025

If It’s Snowing, I’m Going

A phrase used to express interest in a large group of blondes, particularly sorority girls, with an excessive obsession of hockey players.

Person 1: “Are you coming to the party tonight? There’s supposed to be a bunch of girls there.”
Person 2: “If It’s Snowing, I’m Going.”

by The Real Jubes May 6, 2024

Snow Bunny

Similar to their southern cousin the mud cricket. Snow bunnies; typically basic white girls. Can be identified by their usual lack of clothes even during the winter months. And can be found banging anyone with with a lifted truck or snowmobile. Snow bunnies have also been known to be passed around friend groups like a hackie sack.

That girl over there in the leggings is one fine snow bunny

by SmallmanBigboat February 3, 2021

snow titties

a woman's rack after many a lines of cocaine have been done on them

man: "can I lick your snow titties?"
women: "um why"
man: "I don't want the blow to go to waste"

by katya & trixie May 5, 2020

kick snow

Go kick snow is a 'northern' way of saying "go kick rocks".

This is private property so go kick snow

by candice_food_fit_in_your_mouth February 8, 2022