A popular YouTubed with over 80,000 subscribers whose rose to fame with his acne treatment and food eating competition videos. He is widely remarked as one of the most ugliest men alive
Sam: Ewwwww, I got acne
Anish: Dude your fine just go to Ryan Cardinali’s channel for some acne treatment videos
Anish: Dude your fine just go to Ryan Cardinali’s channel for some acne treatment videos
by hulk1823 February 08, 2018
Ryan N is a man of many things
1. Sex
2. Savageness
3. Screaming
4. And Screwing Things Up
The man brings Chipotle to school everyday and his "friends" (if he has any) gorge off the chips. He is downright irritating and is hated by 99.9% of all women on the planet earth. He is famous at his middle school for being a scummy piece of fucken shit nobody likes. He consistanly yells at girls asking if they would date him which none of them will. The only good thing about him is that he can beat his meat like a real man, which makes up for all of his imperfections.
1. Sex
2. Savageness
3. Screaming
4. And Screwing Things Up
The man brings Chipotle to school everyday and his "friends" (if he has any) gorge off the chips. He is downright irritating and is hated by 99.9% of all women on the planet earth. He is famous at his middle school for being a scummy piece of fucken shit nobody likes. He consistanly yells at girls asking if they would date him which none of them will. The only good thing about him is that he can beat his meat like a real man, which makes up for all of his imperfections.
by Nathan Ward (N Ward) November 20, 2019
by Ryan Yang August 19, 2022
Jack Ryan is the ultimate 2 stroke man no one can stop him and his 2 stroke passion he will never ride one of the gay 4 strokes and if he does it will be the last thing he rides , Jack is truly a meme in the flesh and he hates libtard
by Robbybobby420 October 28, 2019
Jack Ryan is a former GOP Senate candidate for the State of Illinois against Barack Obama. He withdrew from the race after his unsealed divorce papers with actress Jeri Ryan alleged that he took her to sex clubs and asked her to engage in sexual activity in front of other patrons.
Jack brags all the time about coming from Harvard, being rich, being a genius, having a mansion in Malibu, and being friends with influential politicians yet all of his businesses have closed doors and he associates himself with convicted felons.
Jack brags all the time about coming from Harvard, being rich, being a genius, having a mansion in Malibu, and being friends with influential politicians yet all of his businesses have closed doors and he associates himself with convicted felons.
by barackryan July 18, 2022
A pathological lying, manipulative, piece of shit. Abuses women physically. Deals and uses crack/cocaine. Will use anyone and everyone to get what he wants. Overinflated ego because his older brother is a cop. Thinks he's a "G". Is correct because the "G" stands for goof. Cheated on his ex-girlfriend for years and wondered why she left him.
by Goof Patrol June 13, 2017
Amazing man that will seem less than, but will surprise you every time a problem arises. A man with more trades and skills than he will announce or even know himself, until a situation presents itself. Do not under estimate this man!
by David and Goliathh December 01, 2021