Taking old one eye to the optometrist

The "act"...fucking, getting business done.

I had a wild night with Linda...I was taking old one eye to the optometrist when Mom walked in on us.

by Dano69 November 14, 2006

take my trash out

It is when two people come back from a bar fairly sauced. The male mandates that the women give him head. In the process of the head-giving, the male vomits on the female but insists that the female continues. Once a nut has been busted in the female's mouth, the male forcibly makes the female leave his residence and yells "Take my trash out."

Suckie Suckie. BARF. "No no, keep going." Suckie Suckie. SQUIRT. "Take my trash out!"

by Grand Master C April 06, 2004

you'll never take me alive

When you are so bad ass you'd rather go out in style then give up the fight.

person 1: stop it
person 2: no
person 1: shut da fuck up
person 2: you'll never take me alive

by A certain Soul Reaper April 26, 2017

Go and take your face for a shit!

To take one's face for a shit

*Someone comes up to you giving you grief*
"Look love, go and take your face for a shit!"

by Abi-origionally coined by Gary November 16, 2008

how many beers would it take?

a game popularized by Phil Hendrie.
You rate women based on how much alocohol/drugs it would take to fuck
them

pam anderson = 0 beers
your girlfriend = 10 beers
My girlfriend = 1/2 a keg
Hillary Clinton = heroin

by 420hitter December 04, 2002

Taking the Red Line to Shady Grove

Having sex with a girl while she is on her period.

After the Capitals beat the Penguins, he continued to Rock the Red by taking the Red Line to Shady Grove

by wolfmnsbro May 05, 2009

Take Care, Brush Your Hair

Quip:
1. Saying good-bye to someone in a playful manner.
2.Mean-spirited way to tell someone that they aren't wanted in the conversation anymore.

"God she is annoying" - "yeah someone needs to give her a brush" - Take Care, Brush your Hair

by GeorgePele July 30, 2008