Murphy's Rape

If it can go wrong, not only will it, but it will go so wrong you start to think "This couldn't possibly be happening to me, I must have lost my mind and am imagining this, please pass the thorazine."

Having had a terrible day that not even Murphy's Law could begin to describe I jokingly said the phrase Murphy's Rape. My friend finding it funny suggested I upload it to Urban Dictionary, but as Murphy's Rape would have it, the computer froze when I tried to take my friend's advice.

by Lilly33 October 27, 2012

Pay Rape

Being forced to pay for someone else.

1. Hey man, I can't pay my tab, can you cover me?
- Dude you are totally going to pay rape me...

2. I can't afford this ticket, can you get it for me?
- Dude you are totally going to pay rape me...

by Pay4Pr3Dair August 28, 2012

pocket rape

not for the faint of heart, this is something you do to a person when they have no pockets on their shirt. you gently walk up to them and slide your hand down their pant pocket, aka pocket rape them. an informal greeting.

Walk up to a friend and slide your hand down their unsuspecting front / rear pockets. great conversation starter. you just pocket raped them.

by pocketraper September 6, 2011

raped van

Simular to rapist van, the raped can is when a van is sitting in a parking lot and a FAT man "rino" rapes the van.
this shit geos down in ohio

1 .damn that rhino got rapped, a raped van. damn.
2. OMGF NIGGE(no hard r) IS THAT A RAPED VAN?
3. adamn smasher, rapes the underage rihno (raped van)

by adamns rapist December 28, 2022

rape on tape

a TV show that stars in the year 2069- about video footages of people getting raped in many places and by different ethnicitys and different group sizes. Staring Jimmy Savile , Woody Allen, Bill Cosby, Charlie Sheen, Andrit Alushi, Mike Tyson

'Hey Becky did you see that new episode of 'Rape on tape' it was a very extravagant episode'

by wiji board October 14, 2018

Ear Rape

Extremely loud songs or music.

I listened to ear rape songs yesterday. Now i can't hear.

by fixo March 13, 2019

Rape Circle

A group of dudes or women with dildos fucking each other in the ass while forming a circle.

A: Hey guys, lets get together and perfom the Rape Circle together?

B, C, D: Niaaaace!

by Spinnievenings June 12, 2018