Mini Ladd playing Mario Kart 

Describes how you feel. When you almost won or got what you wanted but it got taken away from you. Commonly used as dissapointment

Man, I almost got the high score. Damnit, now I feel like Mini Ladd playing Mario Kart.

I was supposed to be the Worker of the Month! Now I'm like Mini Ladd playing Mario Kart...

Mini Ladd playing Mario Kart by Not a Fan, I'm a Human! October 23, 2018

Chris is playing hide and seek with his waves 

he can"t find his waves, he has none anyway they are microscopic

Chris Collot where are your waves? I don't know son. Chris is playing hide and seek with his waves

Chris is playing hide and seek with his waves by Mrs.Howard March 28, 2019

canadian single player

when a man masturbates with a condom on

lol just did a canadian single player it was pretty cool

canadian single player by dirtydanshow May 7, 2019

bigger than the average player

Justin And Dayal

They're just bigger than the average player

bigger than the average player by qwertyuiolfkzdnhg October 26, 2020

League of Legends player 

Someone who spends all their time bricked up over League skins with red-Cheeto dust on their fingers.
They have never interacted with a woman

"Jason you League of Legends player stop and take a shower"

League of Legends player by BigMonkeyLover September 4, 2022

Playa Hater's Ball 

A Ball, or gathering, attended by various Playa Haters on Chappelle's Show, including, but not limited to, Silky Johnson, Buc Nasty, Mr. Roboto, and Ice-T.

HBO now takes you into the underground world of the Playa Haters...

Playa Hater's Ball by James Bond! September 8, 2004

player 

a guy who uses girl,tells them lies and makes them fall in love with them,but really doesn't love them at all and is dating a different girl cheating on them,and making fun of her to his friends then when the "relationship" ends he makes fun of her and embarrasses her about the whole thing

john:man i can't believe how rodney used lidia like that mike:yea he's a player now everytime i see her shes crying

player by sexy chick;) August 18, 2010