Sack Lay

A sack lay is when a buddy falls asleep or passes out and you proceed to pull out your ball sack and lay it on them. This is usually followed by photographic evidence and howling with laughter.

He was so tired he fell asleep after the hike and his friend pulled an exquisite sack lay and snapped a photo.

by royeroyeroy December 23, 2013

Smack No Sacks

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 20, 2025

Hacked sack

A ball bag with no contents that’s been left lying on the floor in the store room for anyone to trip on.

Fuck I slipped on that hacked sack in the storeroom cos it had no balls Innit

by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023

sack boxing

your girlfriend likes to go a round with your nuts before getting down to the fucking

come on honey. take of your underwear. im down for some sack boxing. im gonna clobber those balls of yours.then we fuck

by burbman1969 December 4, 2020

Santa's Sack

When you dress up in a Santa costume and go balls deep in a girl

I gave my Ho! Ho! Ho! Santa's Sack last night

by Biggius Dickus January 20, 2020

orb sack

the satchel of the wizard’s special orbs; can contain up to two power orbs.

Wizard 2: so how was last night?

Wizard 1: this wench had me by the orb sack. I’m under control since she put her hands on my orbs.

Wizard 2: has sucked them yet?

by Mrs Mrs Mrs December 10, 2021

David Sacks

An obnoxious Techbro, founding member of the PayPal Mafia, delusional Libertarian, tankie apologist of Russia's invasion of Ukraine who denies reality (including Russian war crimes), and a brown noser of Elon Musk. Lacks social skills and thinks he's an expert on the war in Ukraine after reading a few books about the war in Vietnam and some articles on the internet by "non-interventionists". Thinks he's smarter than everyone else and knows better than the US government.

A gem from Dec. 12, 2023:

"Ukraine has lost Crimea, Donetsk, Luhansk, most of Kherson, and Zaporizhzhia forever. If it doesn’t negotiate a peace deal now, it will also lose Kharkiv, Odesa, the rest of Kherson, and more. The flag wavers who think they’re helping Ukraine are just dismembering it."

Did that guy just pull a David Sacks?

by NAFOMan December 22, 2023