mouth covering

covering mouth/ mouth covering means you get NO HOES like bro your so LONLEY

look they covering their mouth in photos I knew this Mf gets no hoes mouth covering

by g00fyahhh September 18, 2022

Mouth

something you should close

"CLOSE YOUR MOUTH YOU BRAT"

by deadeadeadeadeadeadeadeadeadea November 27, 2021

Mouth Bath

When a person places one’s testicles in their mouth, giving them a “Mouth Bath”

I’m going to go over to my girlfriends later so she can give me a mouth bath

by Mouthbath April 25, 2024

John Big Mouth

(Also known as "BM")
The friend you thought could keep a dreadful secret but as soon as he has an audience of at least 4 (including you) he spoils the secret and rolls it off like "It's a little joke, man, what's the big deal" when everyone is pointing and laughing at you and you genuinely want to JOACAD.

Dave: *Invites 15 friends over for a party*
John: Dave, I got something to tell you. I have a "the hub" channel.
Dave: dw your secret is safe :)
*3 hours later*
Dave: Guys, since we are watching tv, lets watch the best "hub" videos, made by our friend John!!!
John: SHUT THE FUCK UP JOHN BIG MOUTH

by applesaue September 20, 2025

Shit mouth

A person whom cannot resist shit from falling out of their mouth. Constantly talking of things that do not concern them.

He told another tall tale on Ricky, what a shit mouth. Can’t he mind his own business?

by Josh Cause December 12, 2018

Droopy Mouth Syndrome

Droopy Mouth Syndrome aka (DMS) is a condition that affects individuals when they're in the presence of a woman who embodies the ' 3B's' (Beauty, Brains and Body). Her presence causes somatical impairement which causes pangs, penury, tretfullness and fidgety jitters. Curmudgeons who pitch for the beef industry are significantly affected. Physiotherapy and Psychotherapy are the only treatments that can help repair damage, reduce stiffness and pain, increase mobility and improve their qual;ity of life and help the person change and overcome their morbid jealousy.

The symptoms of Droopy Mouth Syndrome:
-Drooping of one side of the face
-Numbness & tinglimng
-Pain & discomfort
-Muscle twitching, cramps & twitching
-Popping sound of jaw when attempting to close the mouth
-unusual facial expression
-Blank stare
-Decreased appetite
-Difficulty standing, abnormal gait
-Headache
-Constipation, distended stomach
-Anxiety, confusion & excessive sweating

Example:
Jiro: "WTF is wrong with Sullen, she looks she's had a bitter pill?"
MC: "IDK, she's been like that as soon Hailey walked in"
Jiro: "Oh, look, it's not just her, look at the other women over there, they look like stunned mullets as well"
MC: "Shit, that fishy smell must be coming from their end"

by Ball tamperer May 17, 2018

toast mouth

When a girl won't suck you because she has a sore throat!

I can't go down on you, I have toast mouth!

by JAB_1987 November 10, 2018