by Gilbo $waggins February 14, 2017
the following is not recommended for anyone to actually do. attempt at own risk, the poster assumes no liability for action taken by the reader. When a dildo is placed inside a penis by incision, insertion, and being stitched closed it is the most inexpensive version of penis enlargement; thus called ghetto penis enlargement.
person a: "Dude, I here jimmy's c0ck is huge now."
person b: "oh yea i heard they pushed a 12 inch double into his sheath. his wife is happy at least."
person a: "Shit what'd that run him?"
person b: $30 plus a trip to the street corner surgeon. Came to a hundo i heard."
Person a: Damn that's the most ghetto penis enlargement I've ever encountered
person b: "oh yea i heard they pushed a 12 inch double into his sheath. his wife is happy at least."
person a: "Shit what'd that run him?"
person b: $30 plus a trip to the street corner surgeon. Came to a hundo i heard."
Person a: Damn that's the most ghetto penis enlargement I've ever encountered
by cukmepls May 29, 2013
A run-down neighborhood, complete with random gunfire, broken-down cars and the sound of police helicopters (ghetto birds), also one of the only places to find affordable rent.
by Timovich July 01, 2022
A guy who is a want to be thug, thinks they are street, talks a big game, does not know how to work a gun.. only knows how to take pictures with one, also referred to as a lame, scaredy-cat, fake flexer, or clout chaser.
Darrius: You heard about Derrick…I heard he’s pussy ghetto.
Jeremy: Oh yeah? We just robbed him yesterday….
Jeremy: Oh yeah? We just robbed him yesterday….
by Motaylor May 04, 2022
by Buke Da Maniac February 10, 2021
When u on da block and u slip on some raw dog shit and when u meet with the mandem u have the ghetto slush on ur pants
- Oii bruv, what happen to ur trousers
- My neighbour, I slipped an got some Ghetto slush on me ass mate, skrippa ima drippa yeye
- My neighbour, I slipped an got some Ghetto slush on me ass mate, skrippa ima drippa yeye
by TheMandemSlayer June 02, 2021
A home cinema made out of spare parts found around the house. A true ghetto home cinema has one of the following characteristics:
-The rear speakers of the "surround system" are of different make than the front speakers (or worse, the front speakers are the TV's intergrated speakers).
-The "surround system" lacks a center or subwoofer channel, or both.
-The projector operates at a 4:3 format (like the ones used for powerpoint presentations). Unlike proper home cinema systems which have 16:9 projectors.
-Picture is provided via composite (yellow plug) cables.
-The pre-recorded material consists of VHS tapes, Divx files and single layer DVDs made with DVD shrink (proper home cinema's have dual layer DVDs, MKV files and Blurays)
-The rear speakers of the "surround system" are of different make than the front speakers (or worse, the front speakers are the TV's intergrated speakers).
-The "surround system" lacks a center or subwoofer channel, or both.
-The projector operates at a 4:3 format (like the ones used for powerpoint presentations). Unlike proper home cinema systems which have 16:9 projectors.
-Picture is provided via composite (yellow plug) cables.
-The pre-recorded material consists of VHS tapes, Divx files and single layer DVDs made with DVD shrink (proper home cinema's have dual layer DVDs, MKV files and Blurays)
Little Jimmy put his pair of spare Wallmart speakers, his dad's powerpoint projector, and his collection of bootleg Divx files into good use, by making his own ghetto home cinema
by kurkosdr April 04, 2011