french jousting

when a man is across the room from another man and they run at each other in full pace and collide penis first in the ways of jousting

chad kroeger is the epitome of a french jousting high champion what a douche

by jren December 15, 2012

French Hot Dog Roll

1) A noun for french kssing whilst rolling up your tongue (like a hot dog bun). As this happens the tongues also feel like their hotdogs that are roiling in a pan.

It helps to put your tongues together in flat, then give the signal to roll your tongues if you want to create a funny French Hot Dog Roll.

by Kuroranj proofs John and Amber July 4, 2022

French Horn

When you grab your partners naked hips and smash your lips into there ass crack while blowing, the vibration makes them orgasm. You may need to wet the crack area with tongue in order to really get that vibration going.

I gave my husband a French horn last night till he came

by Veronica Valentin August 2, 2017

french hours

Refers to a shorter, more efficient workday without breaks or a lunch hour.

I game to the last french hours of the day until my work is done.

by UDfrenchman May 15, 2013

French Botox Injection

When a Geordie fornicates with a baguette after the club while eating a kebab

Does Gaz think that sandwich is a “bird”. Looks like a French Botox injection to me.

by Novocastilian August 9, 2025

French Eiffel Tower

When two girls run a train on a man with dildos, one in ass one in mouth of male and women high-five as it happens.

Ya we pulled a French Eiffel Tower on Trenton last week!

by Randy the Goat January 23, 2022

french dry

A process in which you take a bath and a man then pleases you then drys you off.

"Jason got a French dry at the Holiday Inn."

by Jason Frost October 11, 2016