Facebooking around

To aimlessly browse Facebook with no explicit intentions; checking "updated friends," looking at pictures, writing on walls, playing with applications, etc.

Andy: "What are you doing on your computer?
Renee: "Nothing important, just facebooking around."

by Renee K January 11, 2009

facebook foe

a facebook friend who is also in your circle of actual friends, but who never checks his facebook.

"Hey is Johnny coming tonight"
"I doubt it. I put a post on his wall a couple of days ago but he never checks it. His my biggest facebook foe."

by jaymundo July 31, 2009

facebook intervention

When a friend and/or family member does not have a facebook and his or his friends and family make them have a facebook by forcibly creating one against their will.

Friend 1: Lily doesn't have a facebook yet.
Friend 2: We should make a facebook intervention!
Later in the day:
Lily: Hey guys!
Friends: We r making u a facebook!
Lily: O.o

by randomlala November 8, 2010

Facebook-Bedtime

A certain time, usually around 11-12PM when you refuse to check any more of your facebook notifications.

Guy1: dude, i just tagged you in a photo, check it out!

Guy2: Ugh, ill check it tomorrow, it's way past my Facebook-bedtime.

by BaconSauce August 29, 2010

the facebook cockblock

The act of a man cockblocking another man with just their presence on on the girls friendlist on Facebook.com.

Sorry, I shouldn't have friended your girlfriend on FB. I didn't know she was that fickle. I'm so sorry for the facebook cockblock so please forgive me. I just wanted to be her to be my FB friend and nothing else. Just because I talk to her doesn't mean anything, but thats just from my point of view. I'm sorry please don't feel insecure about her feelings for you. I didn't mean for that to happen. You can keep that ho. I can't help it.

by kavorkian April 25, 2010

Facebook Hashtag

A Facebook Hashtag is seemingly pointless as a hashtag used on Facebook doesn't fulfill the typical function of the metadata tag. In all reality, it is a delightful little tool that is used to annoy and troll the masses-- most commonly those of the Stanley kin.

(Facebook Hashtag)

#eatingasammich

"YOU'RE STILL USING HASHTAGS ON FACEBOOK???! RAGE!!!!!!!1!!ONE!" -D. Stanley

by xx2112xx May 25, 2013

Facebook Engineering

The art of editing photos and putting them on Facebook, thus causing a person to look way better than they do in person.

Dave: "Dude check this girl's Facebook profile pic, she's really hot!"
Clive: "Ah, she's brilliant at Facebook Engineering, she looks nothing like that in person."

by DJMitchMD September 1, 2012