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College

It's a choice. You don't have to go, but you can if you know you'll need it for what you want in life.
High School Student: Is college worth it?
College Student: I won't really know until I graduate, but what I can tell you is that you don't have to go unless you know what you want to get out of it.
HSS: Do you know what you want?
CS: ...
HSS: ...Do you know?
CS: Go vape in the school bathroom, kid.
by davetheravewhoknowshowtobehave November 22, 2021
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Beaumaris Secondary College

worst drug school in bayside beside sandringham, thats saying smth
"oh i go to beaumaris secondary college"
"how many kids there r potheads?"
by Julesss..jj April 19, 2022
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Al-Quds Bard College

Arkham Asylum for People Who Live in The West Bank
-"I'm enrolling in Al-Quds Bard College!"
-"Forgive me for I have missed your Jonkler tendencies"
by GriftThatThrift June 10, 2025
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Alexandra College

A private school in south Dublin known for hockey, D4 accents, and Mr C. The students regularly partake in activities like Tribe, vaping, applying fake tan, and pulling the piss out of Mr Carol.

If used in a sentence, it is to be pronounced with the strongest D4 accent you can muster.
"Oh my god, you go to Alexandra College? You must be loaded."
by anonymous October 5, 2022
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Etown College

The absolute worst college in all of America. Full of ugly bitches, libtards, and home of the corniest parties ever.
Person 1: Yo you tryna party at Etown College tonight bro?
Person 2: Fuckssss no babyyyy I'd rather choke my chicken all night. There will be 80% dudes 20% bitches and 19.8% of the bitches look like my left testicle.
by Barack Huessin Obama September 20, 2022
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Community College

A uniquely American institution. A high school with ashtrays. A place that accepts everyone.
Person 1 : Community College is such a joke
Person 2 : No it's not, it is for smart people & I have a 4.0 GPA
Person 1 : Haha
by ProfessorOake September 24, 2020
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Bethlehem College

Bethlehem College is a school close by Ashfield station and is filled with wonderful girls (and some annoying ones). The school is a modern place filled with wonderful learners who give their best efforts to understand th confusing teachers. Make sure to find all the girls with names starting with A and give them millions of dollars if you have that much to spare because they are the real ones. Back to the school its got some OK excursions and you should think about enrolling your kid hear because there are some real cool kids that will change your life for the better.
by LOoPYd00p June 15, 2021
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