ass apple

A number or idea that was made up on the spot, then applied like a fact.

A conjoining of "pulling a number out of your ass" and "apple-bobbing"

FBI Senior Developer: Why is this 12-year-old marked 'high-risk hyper-violent terrorist'?
FBI Software Engineer: Because of the 20-times risk multiplier for 'plays CS:GO with low MMR' times the 976 'brushes teeth before breakfast' constant.
FBI Senior Developer: ...Nice touch on the ass apples. Keep up the good work.
FBI Software Developer: Thanks Boss.

by hodgepodger January 22, 2021

Apple

Makes mustard

Friend: i want some mustard for my hotdog

Me: *sqeezes apple*

Friend: 🗿

Apple hey apple

by Regidrago January 22, 2021

Omao apple

The person who made the phrase omao but gets no credit

Well it’s time to die. Omao
Haha noob spelled omao wrong. And we never saw her again omao apple

by iddunno January 29, 2021

Apple

It doesn't quite fit all the way in your hand, mildly tasty, truth is, 3 inches isn't enough...fuck

This apple is really apple-like.

by Poopypole February 1, 2021

apple ham

a general compliment

apple ham to you too

by youdontnnedtoknow February 2, 2021

apple knob

Someone who has three or more apple devices

Look at that apple knob with his iPhone, apple watch and air pods.

by ginandjuice101 February 5, 2021

Angry Apple Disease

an excuse for old people to be angry all the time. when someone eats an apple and is mad at the same time, they have the angry apple disease. AAP for short

Shutup charlie ya twat! maybe next time don't be asking me for money when i'm sufferin' from Angry Apple Disease, ya idiot!

by idiot! February 9, 2021